I just need to know from fellow Norwegians, did I open it correctly? Idk if I did.. (also dont mind the background, it has been a rough week)



I just need to know from fellow Norwegians, did I open it correctly? Idk if I did.. (also dont mind the background, it has been a rough week)

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  1. Cheeses. Idk if you’re joking but in case you’re not; next time if you pull off the little aluminium flap on the top it will open it quite easily. Remember to shake it a little first. Enjoy!

  2. Not even close.

    What you are supposed to do is use a large sharp serrated knife and make an incision the full length of the carton from bottom to top (do *not* try to do it from top to bottom!). You then need to change over to a smaller knife, still serrated, and make small cuts going out from the main incision at the top, then at the bottom, to each corner of the carton. You then fold out each of the two flaps you are left with after the cutting to exactly 90 degrees, before taking the large paper scissor and cut off the flaps altogether. You then gently pull at the center of the left wall of the carton while carefully pinching the top and bottom towards each other until the left wall has formed a curve. Now you use this curve to aggressively pour the entire content of the carton over into your designated ice coffee cup, before you can finally consume it like God intended you to.

    And also, before you do the initial incision, make sure to lay the carton flat with the cut side facing upwards. I am sorry I forgot to mention it earlier and didn’t bother moving the cursor to the top when I now add it in. But at least you know now for next time.

  3. That’s what you get for trying to use your bare hands. I assume you’re new here and not quite settled down yet, so this can be forgiven, but you should go and get yourself an ostehøvel ASAP.

  4. You might have had a rough week, but you have his and her gaming/office chairs, you like your cereals or noodles and you are drinking Tine cappuccino ice coffee in bed. That is not too bad.

    And that is exactly how you open one of those suckers when in beast mode. You are rocking it!

  5. Sorry, you approach it like a coconut, with a long nail and a hammer. The juice inside is sweet, but more than ten in a day will make a calf follow you around, calling you mooom.

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