David Attenborough, English broadcaster renowned for natural history documentaries, alive at age 97

30 comments

1. I thought he had died then

2. You absolute B*stard I just had an effing heart attack!

3. Don’t do this again

4. Not cool

   .

5. Fuck sake.

6. Oh you sod! You made me panic for a split second there.

7. There is now a special place reserved in hell for OP. Some things are just off limits……

8. Motherfu-

9. I just had a real panic!!! A true legend!

10. ಠ_ಠ

11. I’m so tired of these posts. It ruins my evening even after I find out he’s alive and well.

12. r/foundsatan

13. TF??

14. Don’t be a dick

15. My heart skipped a beat you monsters

16. My heart fuckin stopped you nob

17. You gigantic, bubbling vat of bastardsauce, you got me.

    It’s going to be heartbreaking when he really does go. We shall plunge even further down into the Worst Timeline.

18. Special place in hell for your sort

19. I panicked so hard just then

20. Jesus fucking Christ my heart dropped when I read the first bit and saw the greyed image, don’t ever do this again OG OP

21. Damn, literally gasped when I saw the picture before reading the caption. Not cool.

22. You bastard

23. Alive and still working

24. I’m all for a good April fools but fuck you for that.

25. My heart skipped a beat. Cruel 😭

26. Prick

27. i hope you stub your toe walking up the stairs at night

28. You silly twat. I nearly had a heart attack

29. And may he live for 97 more

30. It’s not funny mate, not even on 1st of April.