David Attenborough, English broadcaster renowned for natural history documentaries, alive at age 97by YourLocalPlonker Tags:Great BritishGreat British MemesMemesUnited Kingdom 30 commentsI thought he had died thenYou absolute B*stard I just had an effing heart attack!Don’t do this againNot cool.Fuck sake.Oh you sod! You made me panic for a split second there.There is now a special place reserved in hell for OP. Some things are just off limits……Motherfu-I just had a real panic!!! A true legend!ಠ_ಠI’m so tired of these posts. It ruins my evening even after I find out he’s alive and well.r/foundsatanTF??Don’t be a dickMy heart skipped a beat you monstersMy heart fuckin stopped you nobYou gigantic, bubbling vat of bastardsauce, you got me.It’s going to be heartbreaking when he really does go. We shall plunge even further down into the Worst Timeline.Special place in hell for your sortI panicked so hard just thenJesus fucking Christ my heart dropped when I read the first bit and saw the greyed image, don’t ever do this again OG OPDamn, literally gasped when I saw the picture before reading the caption. Not cool.You bastardAlive and still workingI’m all for a good April fools but fuck you for that.My heart skipped a beat. Cruel 😭Pricki hope you stub your toe walking up the stairs at nightYou silly twat. I nearly had a heart attackAnd may he live for 97 moreIt’s not funny mate, not even on 1st of April.Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
You gigantic, bubbling vat of bastardsauce, you got me.It’s going to be heartbreaking when he really does go. We shall plunge even further down into the Worst Timeline.
Jesus fucking Christ my heart dropped when I read the first bit and saw the greyed image, don’t ever do this again OG OP
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I thought he had died then
You absolute B*stard I just had an effing heart attack!
Don’t do this again
Not cool
.
Fuck sake.
Oh you sod! You made me panic for a split second there.
There is now a special place reserved in hell for OP. Some things are just off limits……
Motherfu-
I just had a real panic!!! A true legend!
ಠ_ಠ
I’m so tired of these posts. It ruins my evening even after I find out he’s alive and well.
r/foundsatan
TF??
Don’t be a dick
My heart skipped a beat you monsters
My heart fuckin stopped you nob
You gigantic, bubbling vat of bastardsauce, you got me.
It’s going to be heartbreaking when he really does go. We shall plunge even further down into the Worst Timeline.
Special place in hell for your sort
I panicked so hard just then
Jesus fucking Christ my heart dropped when I read the first bit and saw the greyed image, don’t ever do this again OG OP
Damn, literally gasped when I saw the picture before reading the caption. Not cool.
You bastard
Alive and still working
I’m all for a good April fools but fuck you for that.
My heart skipped a beat. Cruel 😭
Prick
i hope you stub your toe walking up the stairs at night
You silly twat. I nearly had a heart attack
And may he live for 97 more
It’s not funny mate, not even on 1st of April.