Shocking News

by LduckReddit

24 comments
  1. Hold on to your socks, because I’ve got some electrifying news headed your way!

  2. Ah so if I kicked a baby I would be in jail but if the king does it he gets a slap on the wrist

  3. It was only a little kick and we all know his brother would do worse

  4. Mean the baby had it coming, should have known better.

  5. That baby should thank him, only fame it’ll ever get!

  6. Bloody… Chavs…always creating trouble… instead of finding a proper job.

  7. He said that about the Bishop of Gloucester, which is why Diana divorced him

  8. That babies always looking for trouble. Not the first time it’s antagonised someone and then gone crawling off to the press for attention

  9. Nah I think the monarch can kick one baby a year however only if it’s decided by the internet that it’s a ugly baby, seems fair

  10. Once you finally get to be the King, you get to do whatever the fuck you want.

  11. I thought my family had problems, but mine look like angels compared to this inbred bunch.

  12. That’s not the worst thing he’s done to a baby…

  13. Relax. The baby allegedly, Reportedly, With proof from an inside Royal source.

    Backed up by totally neutral body language experts who liased with totally neutral Royal Reporters who aren’t in private snapchat groups with Royal family members have concluded that the baby is a biracial Narcissist.

    But there’s hope. Andrew has volunteered to get hands on and work one on one with the alleged, reportedly, thought to be offender.

  14. Oh yes i was there! The baby actually did look weird. It was a bulldog. The “parents” were playing an April fools prank

  15. If anyone can kick a baby and get away with it surely it’s the king!

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