people who don’t like onions and tomatoes terrify me

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1. Justice for onions

2. You should be scared, you sit next to me and I will projectile vomit any tomato that went into my mouth into yours like a mother bird.

3. Imagine not liking something; how childish.

4. I mean, I don’t like hamburgers regardless of how they’re prepared.

   (I’m not vegetarian, I just don’t like hamburgers)

5. Onion good, tomato bad

6. Raw tomatoes are usually gross.