“Please don’t steal my tools I need them to pay your benefits out of the tax I pay on the work that isnt off the books”
Deffo takes cash only every job and never pays tax
I think you’ve missed the point. It’s suggesting that the sort of person who usually steals tools from a van is also likely to be unjustly claiming benefits.
Not everything is a personal attack on you.
Let’s be real anyone stealing tools on benefits just hasn’t learned how to set up a small drug business for extra income in the side.
Well if I wasn’t before I’m going to now.
“Please don’t steal my tools, I need them to overinflate prices to old people to maintain my cocaine addiction” FTFY
Like the van owners declaring more than his tax allowance in earning
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“Please don’t steal my tools I need them to pay your benefits out of the tax I pay on the work that isnt off the books”
Deffo takes cash only every job and never pays tax
I think you’ve missed the point. It’s suggesting that the sort of person who usually steals tools from a van is also likely to be unjustly claiming benefits.
Not everything is a personal attack on you.
Let’s be real anyone stealing tools on benefits just hasn’t learned how to set up a small drug business for extra income in the side.
Well if I wasn’t before I’m going to now.
“Please don’t steal my tools, I need them to overinflate prices to old people to maintain my cocaine addiction” FTFY
Like the van owners declaring more than his tax allowance in earning