still not as cheap as actual piss though …just saying 👍
By 2030 these milkshakes will be worth less than £0. Personally, I’d gladly pay someone to throw my milkshake at Nigel Fararge.
Cost of living crisis is real 💷
The year is 2247. A cyborg Farage is still trying to be an MP. A conglomerate of young Brits have clubbed together and managed to buy a single-serving pouch of artificial creamer. The most athletic of the group tips it over Farage and his suit. Life goes on, the elders nod at each other. Some traditions cannot die.
By 2040 he will have to pay you to throw it at him
Is this adjusted for inflation?
A bottle of Yazoo is pretty cheap plus you can leave the lid on before you throw it.
Should all milkshakes be tax deductible if thrown at fascists?
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still not as cheap as actual piss though …just saying 👍
By 2030 these milkshakes will be worth less than £0. Personally, I’d gladly pay someone to throw my milkshake at Nigel Fararge.
Cost of living crisis is real 💷
The year is 2247. A cyborg Farage is still trying to be an MP. A conglomerate of young Brits have clubbed together and managed to buy a single-serving pouch of artificial creamer. The most athletic of the group tips it over Farage and his suit. Life goes on, the elders nod at each other. Some traditions cannot die.
By 2040 he will have to pay you to throw it at him
Is this adjusted for inflation?
A bottle of Yazoo is pretty cheap plus you can leave the lid on before you throw it.
Should all milkshakes be tax deductible if thrown at fascists?
Benefit of Brexit 😉
Hear me out, water gun with pee.