Oh, bless his (posh) little cotton socks

by dextrovix

24 comments
  1. Will this interview end up saying he didn’t have sky, he had cable instead? It’s turned into such a tiresome attempt to appear normal, someone should ask him the cost of a pint of milk. If he guessed south of £30 I’d be surprised

  2. “Rishi Sunak has said he went without “lots of things” as a child, including Sky TV.

    In an interview with ITV News, the prime minister, who attended the fee-paying Winchester College, said his parents “wanted to put everything into our education and that was a priority”.

    Mr Sunak and his wife Akshata Murty are estimated to have a personal fortune of £651m.”

    Fair play to the beeb, absolutely rinsed him there.

  3. Hang on, was sky TV even a thing when he was a kid? I’m 26 and I only really remember it becoming a thing when I was a kid, and not really existing

  4. So did I. And channel four, we didn’t get that till after I was ten! /s

  5. I bet he only got picked up from school in the Range Rover because his dad was using the Helicopter too……..the poor lamb.

  6. He is incredible. Basically writes the text of memes and headlines himself. There’s no work for meme artists and journalists to do anymore, just copy and paste 😂

  7. He’s definitely got to be trying to lose it now. Surely?

    So with that in mind, what fresh hell is awaiting us at the backend of the year?

  8. Imagine saying this with your whole chest and thinking you were deprived somehow, I can’t deal with this idiot oh my life.

  9. Shout out to those who had illegal cable, was told by your mum and dad to hide from the windows so we didn’t have to pay the milk man. That and chipped PS1’s

  10. It was cable back then you absolute bellend. Sky only started 1990s so yeah no one had sky when he was growing up

  11. “… instead our in house theater staff would put on weekly recreation of any shows we wanted to watch.”

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