Portugal loves some of us but also hate other spanish. But we do like portuguese so I’m not sure if it counts.
Me and my autistic Hans when he comes to Spain
North and South Italy
France and France
France and Italy
Any european towns that are 5 km apart from each other.
Definitely Pierre and us. You have some beautiful as people mon ami. We have so much in common and so much common history. Nous t’aimons and we always will.
![gif](giphy|LDpRdexnzjMcXVA4iY|downsized)
Every European Capital city VS. the rest of the country
A lot of yous pretend to hate me but I know how you moan in bed.
It’s fine, we can still hate each other.
NL and the ocean
Netherlands and Zee Germans.
Yes they took our country recently, a genocide on our own continent, stole my grandpas bike and when they win the football match it is in the last minute.
But that was grandpa Hans. Current day Hans is efficient, knows how to read the time and not be late, can be honest in business, is allergic to sun but joins us on the yearly blitzkrieg to Mallorca, is fairly direct and autistic like us. Our autistic minds are alike and we both like it.
Going to the Moezel feels more like home than the Ardennes where everything looks like nobody maintained it since WWI. Despite the language.
I scroll all the way down and don’t see Finland and Sweden? Maybe everyone else is too afraid to say 😂
Only UK is worthy of hate fuck. There is no other answer. Sorry, not sorry Hans, but Barry is the only guy I’ll hatefuck
Germany and France
Turkey-Greece
Portugal and Spain
The French and the English have passionate sex when no one is looking
I feel like france would be into spanking
Us and France. love you pierre 💋
All of y’all
Italian and French people are like this Until an Italian marries a French, something that happens more often than their despise for each other’s culture would make one think
Belgium – Netherlands Ireland – England France – Germany Germany – Austria Poland – Ukraine Poland – Lithuania Sweden – Denmark Norway – Sweden Spain – Portugal Scotland – England
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Belgium and Belgium
Barry & Pierre, absolutely.
Denmark and Sweden
Ireland and England
Top is me with French men. Bottom is me with French women.
Pierre with hans or Barry
But
Why not Make it a threesome with some historic tension
Sweden and Denmark when Norway is not looking…
https://preview.redd.it/9urrjxqqcd9d1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a05faf16aa16798ea3d317bb5136f8c56f46c6
Poland and Greece, for sure.
Italy and the European Union
Us and pretty much all our neighbours
Benelux
Germany with most
Portugal loves some of us but also hate other spanish. But we do like portuguese so I’m not sure if it counts.
Me and my autistic Hans when he comes to Spain
North and South Italy
France and France
France and Italy
Any european towns that are 5 km apart from each other.
Definitely Pierre and us. You have some beautiful as people mon ami. We have so much in common and so much common history. Nous t’aimons and we always will.
![gif](giphy|LDpRdexnzjMcXVA4iY|downsized)
Every European Capital city VS. the rest of the country
A lot of yous pretend to hate me but I know how you moan in bed.
It’s fine, we can still hate each other.
NL and the ocean
Netherlands and Zee Germans.
Yes they took our country recently, a genocide on our own continent, stole my grandpas bike and when they win the football match it is in the last minute.
But that was grandpa Hans. Current day Hans is efficient, knows how to read the time and not be late, can be honest in business, is allergic to sun but joins us on the yearly blitzkrieg to Mallorca, is fairly direct and autistic like us. Our autistic minds are alike and we both like it.
Going to the Moezel feels more like home than the Ardennes where everything looks like nobody maintained it since WWI. Despite the language.
I scroll all the way down and don’t see Finland and Sweden? Maybe everyone else is too afraid to say 😂
Sweden and Iraq
Spain and Portugal
Kiss me João give me a taste of those bolachas 🥵
def UK and Fr🤮nce
https://i.redd.it/5t7zhmpeud9d1.gif
Only UK is worthy of hate fuck. There is no other answer. Sorry, not sorry Hans, but Barry is the only guy I’ll hatefuck
Germany and France
Turkey-Greece
Portugal and Spain
The French and the English have passionate sex when no one is looking
I feel like france would be into spanking
Us and France. love you pierre 💋
All of y’all
Italian and French people are like this
Until an Italian marries a French, something that happens more often than their despise for each other’s culture would make one think
Belgium – Netherlands
Ireland – England
France – Germany
Germany – Austria
Poland – Ukraine
Poland – Lithuania
Sweden – Denmark
Norway – Sweden
Spain – Portugal
Scotland – England
France and Britain
Slovakia and Hungary
Turkey and Greece
Italy and France