Haha that’s a clear attempt to mark territory in your kitchen. We need a republican concerned kitchen association set up here. Give your toaster and microwave a shout
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You’re just doing it to decrease the price of the bread, so you can have all the toasty goodness to yourself.
Yes.
Only if there’s cheese in them, burn the bake off ye
Do you put that in the cupboard or leave it on the worktop?
Is it upside down?
No but timing the toast by singing “God save the King” does.
Incase you’re wondering, that’s what the numbers on the toaster count, the number of verses of “God save the King” that it will toast for.
Cheese and beans inside I hope 😋
Is that Jesus i see?
Yes…and hungry
Intimidated my ballix, give me a tin of Sprite with that and I’d finish it in the space of an ad break
I feel disappointed. Should have made it in a George Foreman grill. None of that sectioning off parts leaving them rock hard compared to the rest.
I feel *lust*.
When that comes out it’s toasties for two weeks straight then put away for the next annual find of it.
I just tongued the roof of my mouth to check it was still there.
A prod toasty?
oooo we got a badass here
I feel less welcome as a Roman eating that toastie
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mods will probably ban you for this
Decreasing the price of your kitchen 👀
mEgAtHrEAd!
So underrated.
What’s in it?
Haha that’s a clear attempt to mark territory in your kitchen. We need a republican concerned kitchen association set up here. Give your toaster and microwave a shout
I
You’re just doing it to decrease the price of the bread, so you can have all the toasty goodness to yourself.
Yes.
Only if there’s cheese in them, burn the bake off ye
Do you put that in the cupboard or leave it on the worktop?
Is it upside down?
No but timing the toast by singing “God save the King” does.
Incase you’re wondering, that’s what the numbers on the toaster count, the number of verses of “God save the King” that it will toast for.
Cheese and beans inside I hope 😋
Is that Jesus i see?
Yes…and hungry
Intimidated my ballix, give me a tin of Sprite with that and I’d finish it in the space of an ad break
I feel disappointed. Should have made it in a George Foreman grill. None of that sectioning off parts leaving them rock hard compared to the rest.
I feel *lust*.
When that comes out it’s toasties for two weeks straight then put away for the next annual find of it.
I just tongued the roof of my mouth to check it was still there.
A prod toasty?
oooo we got a badass here
I feel less welcome as a Roman eating that toastie