This still gives me goosebumps.


Powerful television.
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by DeepBlueDream85

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  1. **Shinnerbot #921 Reporting For Duty:**

    Nolan should cut some weight!

  2. He looks like he’s in his doctor’s office, eyeballing the doctor while cutting up his Type-2 Diabetes diagnosis

  3. Bit rich coming from the publicly funded, yet privately produced program that continually says “We dont keep that information on record” for the majority of FOI requests about his show.

  4. Does anyone actually watch the Nolan show these days aside from mad cow republicans?

  5. They had to get the jaws of life in to get him out of those scissors

    Butter is useless here obviously, not even Steve Irwin would risk that

  6. Doing his cardio on tv and didn’t even break a sweat. Impressed stephen

  7. He should get into acting, Nolan could be the next joker

  8. Hadn’t heard of this, what was the wiped data in reference to?

  9. I thought this was the leader of Tattooine for a minute

  10. Mans never used scissors before!

    He’ll be there forever and a day!

  11. Saw him in subway on the Ormeau Road last week and the cunt looked so miserable. Shit stirring wee bastard

  12. That is honestly some of the most performative bullshit I’ve ever seen, and Nolan is a fucking master of hyperbole.

  13. I’m a big guy myself and will never fat shame anyone but he really is just the biggest most stereotypical fat fuckin slob of all time. Smug, arrogant, narcissistic. Who still watches this self indulgent shite? It’s him talking 90% of the time

  14. Picture of health, I think he went redder just using the scissors

  15. Thank fuck I don’t pay the TV licence. Putting money in this cunt’s pocket would be too much.

  16. How does this fat fuck a) qualify as a journalist or b) manage to be the third highest paid BBC employee? This is hospital radio standard. Or the poor cunt who’s made to stand on a pier in the middle of a hurricane. No whataboutery here, he’s just fucking useless at his job.

  17. Healthy eating plan from Nolan’s doctor.. “Where’s my scissors, ma?”

  18. r/northernireland reaction to fat jokes about Nolan: 😂

    r/northernireland reaction to fat jokes about Long: 😡

    Yiz luv yer double standards, don’t yiz?

  19. I’ve worked in Broadcasting House (BBC building) doing a bit of maintenance work and when you meet him,and you usually do he’s as slimy and you’d fully expect…his nauseating everyman persona makes me sick.

  20. Holy Christ it’s been a while since I seen him, he looks fucking woeful. Needs to take better care of himself. His face is falling into the sides of his own fat.

  21. Fuck me, he’s a multipack away from speaking Huttese

  22. He was in Las Vegas gambling his money away. He had security as well. My mate sent a video of him like 2 days ago.

  23. No one in the thread addressing what Michelle done , just making fun of Nolan’s weight. It’s a scandal if you’re asked to keep your chats and then on purpose delete them as a government official. But it’s SF so this sub will look past it.

  24. Jesus, he is massive.

    Didn’t he do a show recently were he vowed to eat healthy and cried because he realised he was a massive fatty bum bum and it was destroying his health or was that just a fever dream?

    Looks like he’s piled on about 5 stone since that programme alone

  25. Well said Stephen. Slippery Sinn Fein haven’t changed. Still the same organization aka IRA.

    Read “Rough Beast” – Mairia Cahill if you don’t believe me!

  26. Speaking of wiping, there’s no way a man his size is getting it clean without some industrial help

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