Dutch EURO2024 masterplan



Dutch EURO2024 masterplan

by gmennert

17 comments
  1. It was 4D chess from Cowman to lose against Austria. Yes, that was absolutely on purpose.

  2. Dumfries won their match. He should have got a red card for that vile foul on Mogoș and that disgusting dive

  3. We also made sure to go up and win against Romania to ensure we would be the most hated country among Romanians as we have already blocked their Schengen accession numerous times. We hate them in turn because Romanians = gypsies anyways.

  4. The final will be against Portugal, and it ends in 11-9 in red cards after 60 minutes.

  5. Damn, I didn’t know NL football team is actually African, at least it’s not ped0 like the olympic games team.

  6. Okay but **to be fair** NL have won the Euro back in ’88 so it wouldn’t be as funny as if it were in the World Cup because of the precedent.

    Fuck me Gullit, Van Basten, Koeman… that team was stacked

  7. 8.-And finally to hear in Lloret de Mar again those crow squawks that they have for their language

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