HomeUnited KingdomVisited London and accidentally brought a hitchhiker from the Oxfordshire countryside. Let him go and hoping he’s adapted, living his best life in the city
Visited London and accidentally brought a hitchhiker from the Oxfordshire countryside. Let him go and hoping he’s adapted, living his best life in the city
July 8, 2024
Found a reasonably bushy/covered area so hoping he’s safe from the pigeons
by General_Ignoranse
15 comments
We’ll see a post on r/london soon: “Is it just me or it’s really hard to make friends in London? I moved from Oxfordshire recently and I was excited to see what the city has to offer but I’ve been feeling incredibly lonely and it’s a weight on my shoulders. I’ve tried coming out of my shell, but I feel sluggish and I’m missing home. Is anyone else feeling this way?”
I’m going to assume from this picture that you’re outside the Hong Kong branch of Coral.
Ok but don’t starve them. Need leaves
Is that why I could hear a snail screaming for the driver to stop?
I always wonder about the insects that I notice fly into the cabin before takeoff on flights. Like one minute you’re a fly minding your own business buzzing around Heathrow, get stuck “indoors” and then when you finally escape you’re in Singapore!
He’s been stabbed
Unbelievable. He came with you on the (correct) assumption that the final destination of this trip was back home.
He knew what he was doing, you’re the one who has to tell his wife and kids back home though.
Don’t let him touch you
Turbo? Is that you!?
Fun snail fact: The world’s smallest snail is roughly the same size as the world’s largest bacteria!
His shell just quadrupled in value
Poor thing, he’ll be surprised by the change of pace 😁
New children’s book: *Lolly the Snail Goes to London* Lolly rode on a brolly…
15 comments
We’ll see a post on r/london soon:
“Is it just me or it’s really hard to make friends in London?
I moved from Oxfordshire recently and I was excited to see what the city has to offer but I’ve been feeling incredibly lonely and it’s a weight on my shoulders. I’ve tried coming out of my shell, but I feel sluggish and I’m missing home.
Is anyone else feeling this way?”
I’m going to assume from this picture that you’re outside the Hong Kong branch of Coral.
Ok but don’t starve them. Need leaves
Is that why I could hear a snail screaming for the driver to stop?
I always wonder about the insects that I notice fly into the cabin before takeoff on flights. Like one minute you’re a fly minding your own business buzzing around Heathrow, get stuck “indoors” and then when you finally escape you’re in Singapore!
He’s been stabbed
Unbelievable. He came with you on the (correct) assumption that the final destination of this trip was back home.
He knew what he was doing, you’re the one who has to tell his wife and kids back home though.
Don’t let him touch you
Turbo? Is that you!?
Fun snail fact: The world’s smallest snail is roughly the same size as the world’s largest bacteria!
His shell just quadrupled in value
Poor thing, he’ll be surprised by the change of pace 😁
New children’s book:
*Lolly the Snail Goes to London*
Lolly rode on a brolly…
His shell has suddenly become more valuable.