I keep asking my wife to succumb but she says they’re hairy
High Wycombe?
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum
They give.
A L L G L O R Y T O T H E H Y P N O T O A D
#CONSUME
It’s kind of nice to see a shop drop all pretense of a value proposition.
This feels like it should be a line from Peep Show but I can’t tell whether it would be from Super Hans or Johnson. Which is odd because the meaning would change depending on which one it was.
**Bow down and beg at the feet of your new God!**
**Lick the dirt from my soles and be thankful for my generosity!**
Well, at least they’re honest and no one has to have a ten minute fight about putting sunglasses on… though, would a fight be called a fight in John Lewis?
“Security to housewares please, there’s an affray taking place between those riff raff lower middle and middle middle classes that’s scaring our upper middle and upper class customers something rotten… thank you, kindly…”
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#***OBEY***
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I keep asking my wife to succumb but she says they’re hairy
High Wycombe?
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all outta gum
They give.
A L L G L O R Y T O T H E H Y P N O T O A D
#CONSUME
It’s kind of nice to see a shop drop all pretense of a value proposition.
This feels like it should be a line from Peep Show but I can’t tell whether it would be from Super Hans or Johnson. Which is odd because the meaning would change depending on which one it was.
**Bow down and beg at the feet of your new God!**
**Lick the dirt from my soles and be thankful for my generosity!**
^^^^”Up ^^^^to ^^^^10% ^^^^off ^^^^selected ^^^^footwear”
I saw this at the weekend and thought it was a bit culty
Did you give in OP?
I did, bought two bedside lamps (although they weren’t part of sale)
https://youtu.be/sX22dFMSNcg?si=QxdXZj0pKOkExvaS
Well, at least they’re honest and no one has to have a ten minute fight about putting sunglasses on… though, would a fight be called a fight in John Lewis?
“Security to housewares please, there’s an affray taking place between those riff raff lower middle and middle middle classes that’s scaring our upper middle and upper class customers something rotten… thank you, kindly…”