GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS TEA, LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE TEA, GOD SAVE THE TEA

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  1. Countries that don’t have natural resources, countries that were invaded by France instead, or countries that were just too far in the middle of nowhere.

  2. Well chaps, we better get those numbers up, huzzah

    *Salutes the union jack while drinking tea*

  3. Are these really all the countries we’ve invaded? Seems like a mix of invaded and colonolised which aren’t quite the same as far as I was aware.

  4. Well, that’s rather disappointing. Someone was clearly not doing their job properly and 22 countries is, well to be honest, a bit more than an “oversight”.

    I think we should at the very least offer our excellent colonial skills and tried and tested pillaging of resources to… oooh, Monaco, Luxembourg, Sweden and the Vatican for a start. Want to ease ourselves back into the old game after a jolly long closed season eh what? British Museum needs some new stuff to show off as well 🙂

  5. Objection to the exclusion of the Vatican City: the brothers Brennius and Belinus conquered Rome in the fourth century BC, at least according to Geoffrey of Monmouth. So did King Arthur ~400 years later, if Sir Thomas Malory is to be believed.

  6. I was thinking of doing a Vicky 3 run as the UK and demolishing the Papal States.

  7. Objection to Marshall Islands. Mr Marshall was a Brit who named them after himself!

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