ahahaha I remember this post, it gave such a shitstorm. idiot ameritard right there
This guy wanted Helga to stretch his anus
Her grandad hated americans
Well because in Europe people still have class. I have heard and witnessed it myself how easy American Woman are to get laid.
“Why aren’t German women as degenerate as my fellow savages?”
Imagine a random “very handsome and charming” Mexican gets into a California night club and, without knowing a word of English, is actively looking for girls to sleep with. This is you now…
Tfw the avg woman isnt morbidly obese.
Gurt
How about Hildegard or Waltraud
Grettel
Going to random Germans asking for sex is how you end up in a dungeon.
Hildegard.
Oh they are easy to sleep with… But first you need to let them know that you are into pegging.
Typical American sexpat
Eva
“Very handsome and charming” is something my grandma would say about her grandkids… maybe he’d have better luck in the 60+ tent
In my experience you don’t pick up German women, they pick you up.
If you have to disclose that you consider yourself handsome and charming, you’re most likely not.
Must not have offered enough money
Maybe he got his 3 finger gesture wrong and they could tell he was not a Hans
Greta. DUH
Maybe he accidentally went to Berlin instead of Munich. The women there aren’t big fans of men.
Frau Blücher
There was a post on r/askspain about how to “make spanish female Friends”, the guy also said he couldnt speak spanish and his profile had a ton of posts of his pixo… Disgusting…
Also WTF? If you are a german woman on a fest, after some beers, with high music and a random Guy came speaking english i would just say ***introduce “fuck of” in german***
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Heidi.
Why did you downvote him?
Helga
ahahaha I remember this post, it gave such a shitstorm. idiot ameritard right there
This guy wanted Helga to stretch his anus
Her grandad hated americans
Well because in Europe people still have class. I have heard and witnessed it myself how easy American Woman are to get laid.
“Why aren’t German women as degenerate as my fellow savages?”
Imagine a random “very handsome and charming” Mexican gets into a California night club and, without knowing a word of English, is actively looking for girls to sleep with. This is you now…
Tfw the avg woman isnt morbidly obese.
Gurt
How about Hildegard or Waltraud
Grettel
Going to random Germans asking for sex is how you end up in a dungeon.
Hildegard.
Oh they are easy to sleep with… But first you need to let them know that you are into pegging.
Typical American sexpat
Eva
“Very handsome and charming” is something my grandma would say about her grandkids… maybe he’d have better luck in the 60+ tent
https://preview.redd.it/r0qgplu63xcd1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5f33633bd30b349c7c3ea735dd812c38fb5b5a
In my experience you don’t pick up German women, they pick you up.
If you have to disclose that you consider yourself handsome and charming, you’re most likely not.
Must not have offered enough money
Maybe he got his 3 finger gesture wrong and they could tell he was not a Hans
Greta. DUH
Maybe he accidentally went to Berlin instead of Munich. The women there aren’t big fans of men.
Frau Blücher
There was a post on r/askspain about how to “make spanish female Friends”, the guy also said he couldnt speak spanish and his profile had a ton of posts of his pixo… Disgusting…
Also WTF? If you are a german woman on a fest, after some beers, with high music and a random Guy came speaking english i would just say ***introduce “fuck of” in german***
Glass America
Thusnelda. Thüssie for short.
Obviously it is:
https://preview.redd.it/cpm3mrlc8xcd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e38d3b022c2b006bc269b78fb58b0a50b861ee
Bruh if you find out how to get laid in Germany let us know, we don’t know either!
Hansa
welcome to the club bro
>”…and I consider myself to be very handsome and charming”
https://preview.redd.it/dyfhjvwbbxcd1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57e739478d87c42363fd46e7c8f1f2cd6b79a91
Technically seen Johanna is the female version of Hans, as Hans is a regional (Bavarian) nickname for Johann (John).
So and what is the answer now?