From the JD Vance catalog

27 comments

1. Jesus Christ, tag that NSFW!

2. J.D. Vance is a homosectional.

3. Would.

4. I should call her

5. More cushion for the pushin’

6. That’s no couch. That’s a love seat.

7. Not gonna lie, also not gonna finish that thought.

8. Why is this not tagged NSFW?! I nearly got fired!

9. I can’t stop laughing

10. More cushion for the pushin’

11. He changed his name twice.

    He “was” gay for a few moments.

    He is reporting to Donald Trump.

    Everything about this guy is way off. But then again, American conservatives voted for a VP that electrocutes gay teens.

12. When you’re a star they let you. Grab ‘en by the cushions!

13. This better not awaken something in me…

14. Daddy trump gave it a try but couldn’t feel anything cause of his microfiber

15. Nice, brown, supple, great curves….

    JD got some great taste

16. https://preview.redd.it/tl0649k8aoed1.jpeg?width=2062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4271c35ab1c2cb574af6f0fd43e2ce424aee875

    In fairness, this was JD’s actual couch at the time 😂

17. Rick James approves!!!

18. I don’t get it.

19. 

    JD Vance released his response.

20. 

21. Is that a Davenport brand couch? Because Vance only likes Davenports. We asked him about it once. “Davenports, Vance?” we asked. “Really?” He nodded. “Yep! Davenports. Just Davenports,” he replied a matter of factly. We started calling J.D. soon after.

22. I mean, come on guys, let’s be real, that’s a pretty fuckable looking couch ass.

23. Don the con and JD Couchfucker.

    Name a more moronic duo.

24. 

25. You know, I’m quite often unhappy about what AI art is used for.

    But this? I like this.

26. J D Vance has an accounting on Grinder. Calls himself Pig Bottom

27. Can someone explain this joke to the clueless? Asking for a friend of course.