“Bi-sectional” was not on my 2024 bingo card but it’s a top tier pun
Chaise like chaise lounge? That went right over my head
He’s in it for the thrill of the chaise I’m fuckin dead
I’m working on the breakout rap hit by Taylor Swift right now:
*Who puts the Foo in the Futon?*
*Who goes fine in recline?*
*Stools to the left of me, shorties to the right.*
*A VP nom whose rocking sofas tight.*
*Who puts the Do in the Mountain?*
*Who puts the don’t in the diet?*
*If it’s got a cushion or wood stain he can’t abstain.*
…
Something, something, there are no complaints — because furniture don’t talk, yo.
Is it true he has a son named Otto-man?
Trump gets shot and immediately called RFK Jr. and brag about surviving what his father and uncle couldn’t. What else is there to talk about? The setup and punchline from the joke of a man already happened.
He’s not looking for love seats, he needs the extra wide.
More cushions for the pushin’
He wasn’t supposed to finish in the pull-out.
Why would you ever fuck a couch…. and why would you ever talk about it in your memoir…. and who would ever read a memoir about a guy who would fuck a couch
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Hilarious, isn’t it?
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hahahahahahahahahah
Hide your daughter and La-Z-Boys
“Bi-sectional” was not on my 2024 bingo card but it’s a top tier pun
Chaise like chaise lounge? That went right over my head
He’s in it for the thrill of the chaise I’m fuckin dead
I’m working on the breakout rap hit by Taylor Swift right now:
*Who puts the Foo in the Futon?*
*Who goes fine in recline?*
*Stools to the left of me, shorties to the right.*
*A VP nom whose rocking sofas tight.*
*Who puts the Do in the Mountain?*
*Who puts the don’t in the diet?*
*If it’s got a cushion or wood stain he can’t abstain.*
…
Something, something, there are no complaints — because furniture don’t talk, yo.
Is it true he has a son named Otto-man?
Trump gets shot and immediately called RFK Jr. and brag about surviving what his father and uncle couldn’t. What else is there to talk about? The setup and punchline from the joke of a man already happened.
He’s not looking for love seats, he needs the extra wide.
More cushions for the pushin’
He wasn’t supposed to finish in the pull-out.
Why would you ever fuck a couch…. and why would you ever talk about it in your memoir…. and who would ever read a memoir about a guy who would fuck a couch
Bi-sectional.
SPIT TAKE.
Lol @ Couches for Kamala