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Tools get stolen all the time in the UK. People break into vans by cutting a hole in the door. Police don’t do anything about it.
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Tools get stolen all the time in the UK. People break into vans by cutting a hole in the door. Police don’t do anything about it.
I worked for a security company once, monitoring alarms remotely. My job title was “alarmist”.
Only people who leave their tools in the van overnight use those.
I prefer [this one ](https://freeimage.host/i/dz5XawB) as it’s more appropriate to my diet.
Dad jokes in da HOUSE!