He looks like a got damn couch fucker to me! Deport his heterosectional ass to Couchvania!
It was a loveseat. Got it.
Hoax! Shame on Vox, spreading misinformation. JD Vance totally boned a couch.
Has he denied it?
it was not a couch.
it was a sofa.
New fetish just drop ?
Who hasn’t?
Honestly, even if he did, it wouldn’t matter imo. People confuse disgust or even confusion with moral indignation all the time
Oh no, the GOP candidate is falling victim to blatant misinformation. Anyway…
His boss came up with birtherism. Fuck Vance, he’ll be to prove he didn’t fuck a couch.
I read that JD Vance had sex with a couch
Has he denied it?
He probably had sex with a couch and drank Mountain Dew after.
You may not like it, but this is what peak white toxic masculinity looks like
I have no love for this guy and think he is a terrible pick for VP but it really bothers me how this is worded. It’s kinda like “okay okay we lied about him doing the thing but trust us you should still treat him like he did it anyway”
Is the AP going to fact check the Dolphin Porn?
Can’t wait for blatant attack pieces to come out against Harris and her vp…oh wait, that’ll literally never happen from the mainstream media.
I’m gonna need some proof he didn’t
Bet he cant prove he has never fucked a couch
You can’t prove that he did not. You can only prove he didn’t write about it in the published version of one book.
Until Vance publicly releases the government documents that prove he did not fuck the couch we have to assume that the most ludicrous possible scenario is true. This is what the MAGAs did with Obama’s birth certificate. So given the equal protections clause it’s only appropriate to apply it to Vance.
This thread is just Reddit in a nutshell
Fucking a couch would be the most interesting thing about him.
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Did anybody ever truly confirm that he did not?
He looks like a got damn couch fucker to me! Deport his heterosectional ass to Couchvania!
It was a loveseat. Got it.
Hoax! Shame on Vox, spreading misinformation. JD Vance totally boned a couch.
Has he denied it?
it was not a couch.
it was a sofa.
New fetish just drop ?
Who hasn’t?
Honestly, even if he did, it wouldn’t matter imo. People confuse disgust or even confusion with moral indignation all the time
Oh no, the GOP candidate is falling victim to blatant misinformation. Anyway…
His boss came up with birtherism. Fuck Vance, he’ll be to prove he didn’t fuck a couch.
I read that JD Vance had sex with a couch
Has he denied it?
He probably had sex with a couch and drank Mountain Dew after.
You may not like it, but this is what peak white toxic masculinity looks like
I have no love for this guy and think he is a terrible pick for VP but it really bothers me how this is worded. It’s kinda like “okay okay we lied about him doing the thing but trust us you should still treat him like he did it anyway”
Is the AP going to fact check the Dolphin Porn?
Can’t wait for blatant attack pieces to come out against Harris and her vp…oh wait, that’ll literally never happen from the mainstream media.
I’m gonna need some proof he didn’t
Bet he cant prove he has never fucked a couch
You can’t prove that he did not. You can only prove he didn’t write about it in the published version of one book.
Until Vance publicly releases the government documents that prove he did not fuck the couch we have to assume that the most ludicrous possible scenario is true. This is what the MAGAs did with Obama’s birth certificate. So given the equal protections clause it’s only appropriate to apply it to Vance.
This thread is just Reddit in a nutshell
Fucking a couch would be the most interesting thing about him.