Stop whining, losers

Posted by TedCruzsAnalFissure

10 comments
  1. Do they think da Vincis artwork was a realistic depiction to begin with? It’s like getting upset Disney hired a black girl to play the Little Mermaid.

  2. As I said in another post on this, if we were to capitulate to every instance of some religion whether Abrahamic or otherwise finding something offensive, the world would be a dull, dour, and joyless place.

    Perhaps if religious people were more offended by the numbers of starving children, the sick and the homeless and actually did something about it, they might have less time on their hands to get a stick up their butts about trivialities like this.

  3. Poor snowflakes got their feelings hurt. Maybe they need to not watch TV if they are worried they will be triggered.

  4. Dear Christians who might be reading this: Every time you get bent out of shape about meaningless bullshit, you lose a tiny amount of credibility. Which might not seem like a lot, but you have been wrong about SO MANY THINGS for DECADES now. And that shit has added up! 

    You were wrong about the Beatles. 
    You were wrong about Elvis. 
    You were wrong about Jazz. 
    You were wrong about suffrage. 
    You were wrong about Beavis and Butthead. You were wrong about Pokemon. 
    You were wrong about the Power Rangers. You were wrong about Taylor Swift. 

    Absolutely none of these things have brought about the fall of western civilization, and as near as I can figure, the only thing that’s ACTUALLY SUCCEEDING at doing real and lasting harm to the moral fabric of society is Christianity. So the next time your pastor is going on about “the gays” or whatever, try to keep in mind that it’s not their credibility on the line….it’s yours. 

     Yours in service,

    Me 

  5. Yeah, I’m not watching the Olympics because I’m just watching other stuff. I may watch if there was more controversial shit going on.

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