My Accurate Guide to the Midlands

by OceansOfLight

48 comments
  1. Incorrect, the “Midlands” is a lie made by deep state operatives so that both northerners and s*utherners can agree upon a common enemy

  2. So do the bits of Wales that border up to the posh midlands become posh Wales?

  3. Given the discussions I’ve had that Stoke is in the North , I approve of this map

  4. “Posh Midlands” includes places like Redditch and Kidderminster, so it’s not great

  5. Shrewbury posh???? what are you thinking.

    P.S. It’s pronounced Shroesbury not Shrews bury

    Saying that it’s not posh though reminds me of when we went to see Stephen k Amos at theatre severn.
    He commented on how there was not one black face in the audience and then started talking to someone who went to Shrewsbury School (the private school) who was on the front row and asked him if there were any black people at the school.

    The lad dropped himself right in it with the reply of “Of course…….. but that’s the staff”.

  6. I’m a little bit miffed that you’ve included Coventry in the Brummie partition, I feel it should be in its own section titled ‘The Arsehole of the Midlands’

  7. I’m from Warwickshire and got called a ‘Posh Brummy’ by my section commander back in my Army days.

    Seems about right.

  8. Ooooo I live in the posh bit! ..You wouldn’t think so with mighty gob on me :’D

  9. As someone who grew up in Worcester the idea of it being “posh” is hilarious.

  10. As a Spaldanite, I can confirm. There’s now but farmland, tractors and dykes for mile around… and the occasional grass snake.

  11. I’m from Telford and have since moved to Shrewsbury with the impression that it was posh, and let me tell you that it is a lie. Streets lined with junkies and kids who do not give a fuck about you.
    With that being said, would still rather live here than Wolverhampton.

  12. Lmfao, anyone who has actually stepped foot in Hereford would know exactly how inaccurate this post is…. The only posh part of Hereford is Hampton dene and the college area…

    Everywhere else is a dump.. ask any local. 😂😂

  13. As a Worcester lad I’m disgraced that we’re posh. Malverns are, that’s fair, but the amount of times I’ve seen images of people doing crack in the McDonalds, or when I literally saw someone destroy the Tesco’s, or the very loud screaming between homeless people into the street is insane.

  14. Er no… don’t be trying to palm Stoke off on us. Edit – we’ll happily take Glossop though.

  15. Thank you. As a life-long Derbyshire resident, I welcome anything to distance ourselves from the Midlands, Derby, Nottingham and, especially, Brummies.

  16. Alas my poor city. Will Coventry ever get the resp-

    No, no I’ll stop there who am I kidding.

  17. Everyone from Cov meet in the Spon End underpass we’re gonna find and OP and batter him

  18. I had heard people say that anything above Stoke was basically the North but I wasn’t sure if that was just glossop

  19. There’s no such thing as the midlands. It’s just Northerners/Southerners (delete as appropriate) in denial.

  20. Fun linguistic, accent-based (depending on how you combine certain [isoglosses](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isogloss)) argument to add to this:

    > Manchester is in the midlands.

    > But the midlands is just a subsection of The North.

    You can annoy a LOT of people with that one.

  21. “Basically the South” – but it’s got the word “North” in it! If it’s got the word “North” in it, how can it be the South???/?

  22. Shropshire is NOT posh. It’s all either the nicest or worst people you’ve met.

  23. Had an ex from near Worcester. If he’s posh then I worry for the rest of the Midlands haha.

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