The historic owie was downgraded to booboo

Posted by CascadiaRocks

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  1. If everyone deleted their twitter accounts we would never need to talk about twitter.

  2. I have a cat scratch from three weeks ago more prominent than his ‘fragment of bullet’ hit.

  3. For loving rifles and guns more than innocent children’s lives they have no understanding of what happens when a bullet actually impacts flesh

  4. I’m going to ignore the argument about whether he was actually struck by the bullet or just fragments off a teleprompter because I don’t think it matters at all. What matters is that he was shot at it and bled about it.

    I imagine a vain guy like Trump is going to want top-notch doctors to repair the damage and try to minimize the damage done to his “handsome” visage, even if he also wants to rabblerouse about “getting shot”.

    I’d rather focus on his fascist policies and desires to destroy what little remains of American democracy than petty squabbles about exactly how hurted his widdle ear is

  5. Looking more and more each day, that the bullet went into his ear and traveled through his “brain area” and exited out his other ear.

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  7. I was hoping he’d have a small part missing. Trump said the bullet pierced the upper part of his right ear. I’m not sure he was even grazed. I wonder if that untrained shooter firing 8 shots in 6 seconds ricocheted a fragment onto Trump’s ear. he sure healed quick.

  8. everyone knows if you wear a kotex for three days, your period will be over

  9. Remember, Trump’s “doctor” stated in a release that he had a TWO CENTIMETER WIDE WOUND on his ear.

    Now go get a ruler and hold it up to your ear and see what 2 CMs is

  10. Wait wait wait so Elon banned the Twitter account of this photographer because he posted an unedited pic of Trump, showing no ear injury??

  11. The messiah has risen apparently. Who knew our 2024 Jesus would look like a decrepit whoring mr potato head

  12. In the WWE they use real blood by using little razor knifes on their foreheads when they go down and nobody can see.

  13. It was suggested in another thread that he should have his citizenship revoked and be deported. He’s made the case.

  14. Did Sousa delete his account?

    Or did Musk delete Sousa’s account?

    [This picture could just be an old picture?]

  15. This has been debunked by Politifact.com. There’s plenty of legit reasons to humiliate him. This is not one.

  16. A journalist kicked off xhitter for showing the truth on the same day that Muskie posted a deepfake tells you all you need to know about the platform.

  17. Riddle solved. The blood was spray from one of the SS Agents fingers. Who, by Trumps orders. Will remain nameless. Stolen valor heck ya. I’m Donny.

  18. Honing in on the extent of his injuries is pathetic, guys. I’m anti trump, I fucking hate the piece of shit, but the truth is that someone shot at him and attempted to kill him. I personally believe the bullet very lightly grazed his ear leaving a small injury that bled a lot, much like vascular areas do, while still being a barely noticeable injury. That’s not the point of it, the point is that a bullet sailed like 2 inches away from his head. Trying to discredit him by saying he barely got an injury or it was caused by glass from a teleprompter is the most disingenuous, petty thing we can be doing and it makes us look like the petulant children of the Republican party that we talk shit about. He’s a piece of shit for more reasons than I can count, but not because he almost got assassinated.

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