Breaking news: Trump restarted

Posted by Kloetenschlumpf

21 comments
  1. I hear you’re not a true Trump supporter if you don’t wear a diaper, a maxi pad on your ear, and shove your finger up your nose every few minutes.

  2. Trump’s entire brain may need to be wiped so a fresh OS can be installed. The programming mistakes are obvious and the current installation is clearly corrupt. Besides it’s very old, it’s from the 1950s back when vacuum tubes and 4-bit computing was cutting edge. Some think it needs to be recycled but others feel that it’s toxic garbage and I am inclined to agree. We may have to lock it up in a special toxic waste facility.

  3. If he factory reset you’d never know. He’s never shown any sign of growth, and even he himself says he’s basically the same person as when he was six

  4. That nose looks like Stormy Daniels! Not going to say anything about the little mushroom!

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