His bald ~~spot~~ ~~patch~~ area was quite visible in [the video](https://youtu.be/ENIkHL10iZs?si=NepqDZj077OUHMri&t=131), especially when he stands up, holding the side of the vehicle to pump his fist one more time.
He’d look a billion times better shaved, oiled, and bearded. But, he might not have enough testosterone to build a decent beard so lol sucks to be him I guess.
I don’t think he has a toupee. The best evidence I’ve seen suggests that he has undergone several rounds of hair reconstruction surgery where they cut out part of his scalp and sew it back together. He’s basically had his bald spot cut off repeatedly.
>“She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate — a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.”
If he got hit in the scalp there would be a lot more blood. Head injuries bleed like you wouldn’t believe.
bang right to the bald spot
WHY HASN’T AN OFFICIAL MEDICAL STATEMENT BEEN RELEASED!
Yeah, nah. You would be able to see that wound right through that thin ass hair of his and there is nothing!
Now I’m really disappointed his toupee didn’t get shot off in a comedic way.
Comb the ass hair over it.
I’m surprised no one has mentioned anything about how the lizard man was able to grow a portion of his ear back…
I think most likely is that he’s old and on blood thinners, so a tiny scratch caused a lot of blood.
Oh, he got “grazed in the head” alright. Then, the brain cattle moved on to greener pastures.
There’s a content creator on Tik Tok that has a picture that shows Donald Trump sitting down next to the shooter, I screen shot it but I won’t post it because Elon shut down Obama’s photographer X account over a Trump’s ear photo!
He was also yelling for his shoes, stopping his evacuation while bullets were presumably still flying. This is because he wears giant lifts and can’t be seen without them or have them seen by reporters.
Fake clown, top to bottom.
i know this is satire on conspiracy like the way the BirdArentReal movement is, but like BirdsArentReal it can become so big and popular that there will be a break off Sect that ACTUALLY believes in the satire, and it becomes its own thing if the main movement gets hijacked
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Why would he have a toupee that looks like a lollipop with orange lint stuck to it ?
People think he wears a wig? It’s the most famous combover in the history of the world
Comb-over
If he has a toupee, he needs to fire his hairdresser.
Surprised he didn’t just shave his head and declare himself “Daddy Griftbucks”. Or “Daddy Conbucks”.
https://preview.redd.it/uswfi01xzhfd1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe3ee3cabe68374251a8fd4c8643f1d7adad7be
His bald ~~spot~~ ~~patch~~ area was quite visible in [the video](https://youtu.be/ENIkHL10iZs?si=NepqDZj077OUHMri&t=131), especially when he stands up, holding the side of the vehicle to pump his fist one more time.
He’d look a billion times better shaved, oiled, and bearded. But, he might not have enough testosterone to build a decent beard so lol sucks to be him I guess.
I don’t think he has a toupee. The best evidence I’ve seen suggests that he has undergone several rounds of hair reconstruction surgery where they cut out part of his scalp and sew it back together. He’s basically had his bald spot cut off repeatedly.
>“She often described the mechanics behind it to friends: an absolutely clean pate — a contained island after scalp-reduction surgery — surrounded by a furry circle of hair around the sides and front, from which all ends are drawn up to meet in the center and then swept back and secured by a stiffening spray.”
source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2018/01/04/scalp-reduction-and-just-for-men-lets-dig-into-donald-trumps-hair/
If he got hit in the scalp there would be a lot more blood. Head injuries bleed like you wouldn’t believe.
bang right to the bald spot
WHY HASN’T AN OFFICIAL MEDICAL STATEMENT BEEN RELEASED!
Yeah, nah. You would be able to see that wound right through that thin ass hair of his and there is nothing!
Now I’m really disappointed his toupee didn’t get shot off in a comedic way.
Comb the ass hair over it.
I’m surprised no one has mentioned anything about how the lizard man was able to grow a portion of his ear back…
I think most likely is that he’s old and on blood thinners, so a tiny scratch caused a lot of blood.
Oh, he got “grazed in the head” alright. Then, the brain cattle moved on to greener pastures.
There’s a content creator on Tik Tok that has a picture that shows Donald Trump sitting down next to the shooter, I screen shot it but I won’t post it because Elon shut down Obama’s photographer X account over a Trump’s ear photo!
He was also yelling for his shoes, stopping his evacuation while bullets were presumably still flying. This is because he wears giant lifts and can’t be seen without them or have them seen by reporters.
Fake clown, top to bottom.
i know this is satire on conspiracy like the way the BirdArentReal movement is, but like BirdsArentReal it can become so big and popular that there will be a break off Sect that ACTUALLY believes in the satire, and it becomes its own thing if the main movement gets hijacked