Großbritannien beschlagnahmt fast 1 Million Dollar vom russischen Oligarchen Avenn

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1. Good. Hoping they give it to Ukraine as a donation.

2. 1 million? Probably didnt even notice it gone.

3. Oohhh a whole million. Fucker spills more at the pub.

4. that’s like a rounding error to them.

5. Net worth
   4.2 billion
   Giving away $1m is 0.0002% like me getting a $5 fine

6. pocket change.

7. Russians should not be allowed outside of Russia until Putin’s head is on a pike. Oligarchs should have 100% of their assets seized outside of Russia and their parasitic children should be sent to Ukraine to start the rebuild. Russian music and literature is all online. No need for their contribution anymore.

8. This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://global.espreso.tv/russia-uk-confiscates-almost-1-million-from-russian-oligarch-aven) reduced by 83%. (I’m a bot)
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   > The asset manager of Russian oligarch Petr Aven has agreed to hand over £750,000 to the British authorities to end a nearly two-year investigation by the British police into sanctions evasion.

   > The investigation concerned the withdrawal of about £3.7 million from a trust in Austria to the UK a few hours before European sanctions were imposed on Aven.

   > Thus, the bank, owned by sanctioned Russian citizens Mikhail Fridman, Petr Aven and Andrey Kosogov, became a state-owned bank.

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9. – pocket change

10. Same sort of money that JD Vance would leave as a tip down the back of a couch

11. So like a penny.

12. 1mil? Must be one of their Private Jets illegal parking ticket.

13. I’m sure he’s losing sleep over this. Probably using the stacks of cash he has by wiping tears.

14. The money in his pocket