Don’t ever forget what goverments did to us. Its their true nature…
It’s true I can confirmed, I once cough while shopping at Rewe and all germans start running away.
It’s true. My cousin Spiros was exposed to german particles, and now he’s wearing socks and sandals, and he’s forced to give me 1% of his salary to pay off my debt.
Fallschirmjäger? HAH! Paratroopers are so 1942. We’re doing Sneezatroopers now!
we`re in your walls
Ready to grab all the toilet paper and spaghetti.
Did they catch or cought all the Germans?
Once they set their towels you know you are fucked
Oh shit, we got ALDInized and LIDLenized everywhere.
We’re doomed.
War simulation shows a single guy who failed art school can spread germans across two continents
it only takes seconds until they spread and mark the whole area with towels
A single moustache can spread Germans across a continent.
STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR
Depends if you washed your mouth out after giving a random German head In Tesco’s toilets I guess.
I strongly suspect they had hidden items in their cargo pants to aid them spread so fast.
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Furthermore, scientists showed that these Germans were equipped with towels already, claiming the best shelves in the supermarket
Somewhere in there is a suicide bomber joke
There is only one way to protect yourself in this case
https://preview.redd.it/0b0wyh775pfd1.png?width=1247&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9884815eebd26f35614a4a7605dc69dfb7173ba
Don’t ever forget what goverments did to us. Its their true nature…
It’s true I can confirmed, I once cough while shopping at Rewe and all germans start running away.
It’s true. My cousin Spiros was exposed to german particles, and now he’s wearing socks and sandals, and he’s forced to give me 1% of his salary to pay off my debt.
Fallschirmjäger? HAH! Paratroopers are so 1942. We’re doing Sneezatroopers now!
we`re in your walls
Ready to grab all the toilet paper and spaghetti.
Did they catch or cought all the Germans?
Once they set their towels you know you are fucked
Oh shit, we got ALDInized and LIDLenized everywhere.
We’re doomed.
War simulation shows a single guy who failed art school can spread germans across two continents
it only takes seconds until they spread and mark the whole area with towels
A single moustache can spread Germans across a continent.
STRIKE AT ZERO HOUR
Depends if you washed your mouth out after giving a random German head In Tesco’s toilets I guess.
I strongly suspect they had hidden items in their cargo pants to aid them spread so fast.
https://preview.redd.it/4tylds2mlpfd1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55fff0e13add3458c2fed7d9eddc70d97ed9b18c
https://preview.redd.it/p4e4e9zimpfd1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f107eb590f1f3cec6acea018314c7296f9c1febf
this is how you protect agaisnt germans
Improvise, adapt, overcome.
And before you know it – your cough suddenly starts to make sense in hochdeutsch and your sense of humour dissapears
What a complete waste of time that was
I always wondered how LIDL did spread that fast! 😳
Germans. Ew
I realize know the huge problem it was, there were fucking Hanses being spreading everywhere