What European country has the commenter visited to write this ?(if any at all)

by friendly_aliens

44 comments
  1. I don’t care. As long as it keeps the Americans away they have my full support to tell that tale to everybody they meet

  2. He visited exactly none, obviously. However, that is fine by me, if it keeps Americans away

  3. He forgot to mention the dragons, my village lost three knights to them this week alone.

  4. He is a fellow European and wants to keep the US Americans out of Europe.

  5. The second post is clearly from a European in disguise.

  6. The decline of the American education system obviously has been hitting them hard. Let’s just leave them be. there’s no point in bullying people who probably think hdi is a sexually transmitted disease

  7. 100% agree. stay in your shithole yanks we don’t want you

  8. Could be anywhere, it’s so miserable living in this continent. Please Americunts, don’t come for your own safety, even masochists say it’s too much.

  9. None. We don’t get typhoons anywhere in Europe by definition. It’s either an ignorant Yank or a European in disguise trying to keep the Yanks away.

  10. I am convinced this is a brave soilder of europe who wants to disgurage savages (americans) from coming to europe

  11. No no he’s right, stay in the U.S don’t come in Europe it’s soooo dangerous

  12. Except for the earthquakes and typhoons sounds a lot like Naples, Barcelona, Brussels or the entirety of France.

    But anyways, stay in the US!

  13. No no I think he did indeed visit all of Europe and I would advise every American to definitely stay in the USA during summer to avoid our SandStorms and RuneBears

  14. Currently writing this from my bunker, looters and raiders are taking advantage that all the emergency services are occupied with the typhon that they are marauding the war-torn streets of Madrid. I’ll update in 8h after my shift at the trench, may Ayuso protect me.

  15. we also have famine and pestilence roaming around :S

  16. Probably México, thinking is Europe because the speak spanish …

  17. Typhoons are only found in the Pacific Ocean.

    Tahiti is, apparently, part of Paris

    He’s talking about France.

  18. “Dangerous food”

    *proceeds to eat plastic fruit*

  19. I don’t see rhe problem? I cannot leave my house for all the Floods, earthquakes, typhoons and rebellions.

  20. “He’s right. It’s too dangerous! For my safety, I’ll stay in the US!”

    *dies in a shooting*

  21. Ugh, that or it’s propaganda 😔 depresso. I remember the first time I saw a euro airport. I immediately felt ashamed.

  22. I read this and thought “Hm, EPA labels? As in the Environmental Protection Agency – the *US American* Environmental Protection Agency. Surely not, an EPA label must be something I don’t know about.”

    I was wrong. This specimen believes Europe is dangerous because European countries have their own government agencies and own labelling standards.

  23. A typhoon only happens in japan 🤣🤣 maybe this is a troll answer lol

  24. Sounds like an Amer*tard visiting South Carolina or something.

  25. It’s one of us, trying to keep the ameritards out of our sweet Europe

  26. I agree with him, I’d love it if they all stayed on that side of the pond.

  27. They are right Americunts: DON’T VISIT EUROPE, YOU WILL DIE IN AGONATING PAIN, STAY AWAY FROM THIS HELLHOLE! THE NATURAL FOOD HERE ISN’T STERILZED WITH CHLORINE AND/OR FLAVORED WITH CORN SIRUP! ALSO: NO FREEDOM, NO GUNS.

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