I like the scene where there’s a giant ball of cyclists for a few seconds.
better than the original
When you turn on the Tour on TV to take a nap but you get sleep paralysis
Ngl, this is a lot more entertaining than the original.
Fuck I would watch that
Well I’ve heard of a human wave, but that’s novel.
I don’t see mistakes.
In the third scene they’re having an orgy on the track of the race
I’d watch this rather than the boring original
Spot on
Let’s see:
* three cyclists that collide in a puff of brown smoke
* a cyclist doing burnouts (!)
* multiple crashes in which the cyclists form a mesh consisting human body and bicycle parts
* a huge crash that evolves into a crash wave (?)
* cyclists that change direction during camera movements or sit sideways on their bikes
* a crash where the cyclists just FUCKING EXPLODE (!)
* cyclists that more look like ice skaters (?)
Seems legit. Can’t wait for next time.
What in the eldritch horror is this?
The original is so boring. I rather watch this instead.
Ew
The last one – Okay everyone into the pile aaaannnd Release the Yellow Gnome!
the funniest one: seems a quasi-legit peloton, then a random explosion at the back and some cyclists slide on the grass
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I like the scene where there’s a giant ball of cyclists for a few seconds.
better than the original
When you turn on the Tour on TV to take a nap but you get sleep paralysis
Ngl, this is a lot more entertaining than the original.
Fuck I would watch that
Well I’ve heard of a human wave, but that’s novel.
I don’t see mistakes.
In the third scene they’re having an orgy on the track of the race
I’d watch this rather than the boring original
Spot on
Let’s see:
* three cyclists that collide in a puff of brown smoke
* a cyclist doing burnouts (!)
* multiple crashes in which the cyclists form a mesh consisting human body and bicycle parts
* a huge crash that evolves into a crash wave (?)
* cyclists that change direction during camera movements or sit sideways on their bikes
* a crash where the cyclists just FUCKING EXPLODE (!)
* cyclists that more look like ice skaters (?)
Seems legit. Can’t wait for next time.
What in the eldritch horror is this?
The original is so boring. I rather watch this instead.
Ew
The last one – Okay everyone into the pile aaaannnd Release the Yellow Gnome!
the funniest one: seems a quasi-legit peloton, then a random explosion at the back and some cyclists slide on the grass