Why do we only get medals in the water? Are we fish?

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1. When people make posts about themselves

   

2. https://preview.redd.it/b1yznjsil8gd1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=b32ae6399fd3e9037c699e2e0db88588172cd211

   > Are we fish?

   Kind of

3. https://preview.redd.it/kz9epz4om8gd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0749d85ee8e6d74dd45a8af8fdac2d9ac99553d

4. Let’s put it this way: you are Cthulhu’s chosen people.

5. you live in an enormous swamp, you can’t deny you are it…

6. Swamp Germans for a good reason

7. “fish”

8. https://preview.redd.it/cv2ge4o1p8gd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d4052e31346281b224245acbdba902503daf625

   It’s clearly written in the unit card, should not come as a surprise.

   Just stay far from the Olympic flame and you guys should be okey.

9. Shrek people master race 💪💪💪💪

10. Hey! We also get medals on top of the water! Thats just not a thing right now.

11. https://preview.redd.it/au6i3cp9q8gd1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d753bf12f221c5910bf3199193faf6e776c6f3d

    Yes you are, next question.

12. it’s evolution. The Dutch that couldn’t swim, sail, or row and weren’t tall enough to have their heads above water all died.

13. You are swamp people

    We are Bog people

14. I mean, you people gotta train already so that you’re ready for 2100 with your country under water (but this time literally)

15. Gay fish

16. That happens when your country is ensured to drown in the future and people start practicing for it.

17. Because you should technically be underwater.

18. https://preview.redd.it/91n4s0q0s8gd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5c20ad97aa14d067a6375f81f20ed233fc1707

    I don’t live in a swamp yet we have 14 medals that revolve around the water. 11 of them are swimming.

    Basically I have no clue, it doesn’t make any sense tbh.

19. Ur about to be

20. Good to see you guys are preparing for the unavoidable future with rising sea levels 

21. 

    Unfortunately Caravaning is not yet recognized as an olympic sport

22. It’s because there aren’t any medals for slopping through swamps, taking ecstasy and having horrendous, passionless sex with your first cousin.

    Yet.

23. Literally, yes

24. It’s probably the webbed toes and fingers from hundreds of years of inbreeding

25. My man, have you seen our country?

26. Half of your country is below sea level and you still think that you are human?

27. Yes?

28. It’s preparation for when you are underwater in a few years

29. Soon to be fish

30. yes, we are.

    https://preview.redd.it/8gf5b4mn09gd1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcece6794d4aa8a0fe98a250165135bf86a3790b

31. That’s exactly what you’ll be if you don’t take care of certain infrastructures…

32. Sea demons?!

    

33. When you’re in the water when rowing or sailing, something went wrong.

34. Not yet.

35. Ehm yeah we are why else do you think we defeat water

36. Do you like fish sticks ?

37. swamp germans good at swamp events in the seine, big surprise

38. Forgetting cycling?

39. Fish live under the sea level so yes

40. The answer lies in how your country is built maybe 🤔

41. It’s good for you since you’ll be the next Atlantis in less than 100 years.

    Evolution is favouring you, Ariel.

42. https://preview.redd.it/7u25t8rmf9gd1.png?width=796&format=png&auto=webp&s=98c68a7128a6efd9bb1c0517de8c7a82f8dba242