If you’re gonna be a dickhead… at least do it in an original way. Good for them.
Not to state the obvious, but they’re clearly pump 4 and 5
I hope he’s turned the engine off, otherwise it will be gaining on those pumps.
TIL Jag XJs have two fuel tanks.
2 pumps 1 car.
Unless there were two people filling up then that wouldn’t save any time at all.
Do you prefer the right pump or the left pump?
Where is this?
“What are you, some kind of nut? You’ve got one unleaded there and one premium!”
“She goes both ways.”
That’s such a British picture. I can hear Elgar while looking at it.
Because it’s not just petrol. It’s M&S petrol.
*It’s a Jaaaag…*
This looks like the one towards Southwoodham Ferris.
But I suppose all petrol stations look similar.
Fun fact, most (if not, all) hearses have two fuel tanks cause there’s space underneath for another body.
All I can imagine is a queue of 4 cars behind you, with the drivers all thinking “just go and pay, just go and pay, WHAT IS THIS TWAT DOING TAKING A PHOTO FOR?”
This is clearly you OP
Do you have a nice borrowed watercolour in the boot?
You paid for the twix?
It’s ok, he drives a jaaaaaaaag
v12 Jag?
Hope he remembered to switch the engine off so the pumps can catch up!
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If you’re gonna be a dickhead… at least do it in an original way. Good for them.
Not to state the obvious, but they’re clearly pump 4 and 5
I hope he’s turned the engine off, otherwise it will be gaining on those pumps.
TIL Jag XJs have two fuel tanks.
2 pumps 1 car.
Unless there were two people filling up then that wouldn’t save any time at all.
Do you prefer the right pump or the left pump?
Where is this?
“What are you, some kind of nut? You’ve got one unleaded there and one premium!”
“She goes both ways.”
That’s such a British picture. I can hear Elgar while looking at it.
Because it’s not just petrol. It’s M&S petrol.
*It’s a Jaaaag…*
This looks like the one towards Southwoodham Ferris.
But I suppose all petrol stations look similar.
Fun fact, most (if not, all) hearses have two fuel tanks cause there’s space underneath for another body.
All I can imagine is a queue of 4 cars behind you, with the drivers all thinking “just go and pay, just go and pay, WHAT IS THIS TWAT DOING TAKING A PHOTO FOR?”
This is clearly you OP
Do you have a nice borrowed watercolour in the boot?
You paid for the twix?
It’s ok, he drives a jaaaaaaaag
v12 Jag?
Hope he remembered to switch the engine off so the pumps can catch up!
Is this Carshalton road!?
Double petrol= faster
It’s OK, because he’s got a Jaaaaaggggg!
Court road