I think if a crime is funny enough, the entertainment value to the general public should be counted as community service time served against the final sentence.
Eggcelent.
Although a fairer punishment would be to allow members of the public to throw 798 creme eggs at him.
And for it to be broadcast.
I think my OCD would struggle here, if only it was a neat x800 !!
His mates egged him on to do it.
Maybe he actually stole 800, but ate 2
I hope it wasn’t the man who put them up his bum
Police were eggstatic to finally catch the culprit.
This type of crime is no yolk!
798 Creme Eggs? They should have just bound him over.
His punishment should be having to eat them all. Even eating one makes me feel a bit sick.
Incredible that he was jailed when there are so many individuals and organisations that get away with worse.
I suppose the difference is that a company was affected
So 797 is the limit. Good to know.
sexy egg
Probably trying to see how many he could fit up his bum.
How do you eat yours? Behind bars mate.
What else was he stealing because £3,463.96 / 798 = £4.34 Each.
They’re not that much are they?!
I want to know who bought the 798 creme eggs? Would you buy a creme egg off a stranger on the street? Was it a side hustle in the pub? I have too many questions about how would you make any profit on stealing these. 😁
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I think if a crime is funny enough, the entertainment value to the general public should be counted as community service time served against the final sentence.
Eggcelent.
Although a fairer punishment would be to allow members of the public to throw 798 creme eggs at him.
And for it to be broadcast.
I think my OCD would struggle here, if only it was a neat x800 !!
His mates egged him on to do it.
Maybe he actually stole 800, but ate 2
I hope it wasn’t the man who put them up his bum
Police were eggstatic to finally catch the culprit.
This type of crime is no yolk!
798 Creme Eggs? They should have just bound him over.
His punishment should be having to eat them all. Even eating one makes me feel a bit sick.
Incredible that he was jailed when there are so many individuals and organisations that get away with worse.
I suppose the difference is that a company was affected
So 797 is the limit. Good to know.
sexy egg
Probably trying to see how many he could fit up his bum.
How do you eat yours? Behind bars mate.
What else was he stealing because £3,463.96 / 798 = £4.34 Each.
They’re not that much are they?!
I want to know who bought the 798 creme eggs? Would you buy a creme egg off a stranger on the street? Was it a side hustle in the pub? I have too many questions about how would you make any profit on stealing these. 😁
Eggcellent