I read a book where people did this once. God was pissed.
August 3, 2024
I read a book where people did this once. God was pissed.
Posted by cugamer
23 comments
Literally a golden idol.
Oh this golden idol is fine though.
MAGA is chock full of weirdos.
Who are these weirdos?! /s
There used to be this Christian thing called the 10 commandment that said.
> Thou shalt have no other gods before me
It guess that doesn’t apply any more.
all turd, no polish.
Traded the Golden Calf for an Orange Ass.
Remember, according to its creator, Tommy Zegan, this golden Trump thing is “a sculpture”, and “definitely not an idol.”
“It’s definitely not an idol,” Mr. Zegan insisted. (“I was a youth pastor for 18 years,” he noted.) “An idol is something somebody worships and bows down to. This is a sculpture. It’s two different things.”
Sure, Tommy, sure. Right.
so fucking weird.
Those people vote.
Totally weirdos
I met (and did business with) the guy who drags this effigy around for the MAGA Wack-a-Doos to pray before…
He was everything you would imagine someone who would create something like that would be.
While the golden idol thing is real, [this specific picture is a photoshop fake](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pray-bow-golden-trump-statue/). Might be best to stick to original pictures showing some weird stuff from republicans (plenty of that available) then spreading fakes.
Honestly, the funniest thing about this to me is how the sculpture has a noticable… ummm… bulge in the crotch’tal region. We all know he has tiny hands.
^(30) The next day Moses said to the people, “You have committed a great sin. But now I will go up to the Lord; perhaps I can make atonement for your sin.”
^(31) So Moses went back to the Lord and said, “Oh, what a great sin these people have committed! They have made themselves gods of gold. ^(32) But now, please forgive their sin—but if not, then blot me out of the book you have written.”
^(33) The Lord replied to Moses, “Whoever has sinned against me I will blot out of my book. ^(34) Now go, lead the people to the place I spoke of, and my angel will go before you. However, when the time comes for me to punish, I will punish them for their sin.”
^(35) And the Lord struck the people with a plague because of what they did with the calf Aaron had made.
It’s ok they wrote a sequel that fixed everything
God, they are just so fucking odd.
Truth is so much stranger than fiction.
This nonsense is just too wild to imagine.
It’s so fucking absurd it makes me lol. What the hell is that thing??
But but but… he’s not a real calf, just a moon calf.
They’re not Christians. That’s just the veil they use to be horrible people.
Something something *worshipping false idols*
In fact, I remember God specifically making a law about this, and a few other things. It was a short list, easy to follow…
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Literally a golden idol.
Oh this golden idol is fine though.
MAGA is chock full of weirdos.
Who are these weirdos?! /s
There used to be this Christian thing called the 10 commandment that said.
> Thou shalt have no other gods before me
It guess that doesn’t apply any more.
all turd, no polish.
Traded the Golden Calf for an Orange Ass.
Remember, according to its creator, Tommy Zegan, this golden Trump thing is “a sculpture”, and “definitely not an idol.”
“It’s definitely not an idol,” Mr. Zegan insisted. (“I was a youth pastor for 18 years,” he noted.) “An idol is something somebody worships and bows down to. This is a sculpture. It’s two different things.”
Sure, Tommy, sure. Right.
so fucking weird.
Those people vote.
Totally weirdos
I met (and did business with) the guy who drags this effigy around for the MAGA Wack-a-Doos to pray before…
He was everything you would imagine someone who would create something like that would be.
While the golden idol thing is real, [this specific picture is a photoshop fake](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pray-bow-golden-trump-statue/). Might be best to stick to original pictures showing some weird stuff from republicans (plenty of that available) then spreading fakes.
Honestly, the funniest thing about this to me is how the sculpture has a noticable… ummm… bulge in the crotch’tal region. We all know he has tiny hands.
^(30) The next day Moses said to the people, “You have committed a great sin. But now I will go up to the Lord; perhaps I can make atonement for your sin.”
^(31) So Moses went back to the Lord and said, “Oh, what a great sin these people have committed! They have made themselves gods of gold. ^(32) But now, please forgive their sin—but if not, then blot me out of the book you have written.”
^(33) The Lord replied to Moses, “Whoever has sinned against me I will blot out of my book. ^(34) Now go, lead the people to the place I spoke of, and my angel will go before you. However, when the time comes for me to punish, I will punish them for their sin.”
^(35) And the Lord struck the people with a plague because of what they did with the calf Aaron had made.
It’s ok they wrote a sequel that fixed everything
God, they are just so fucking odd.
Truth is so much stranger than fiction.
This nonsense is just too wild to imagine.
It’s so fucking absurd it makes me lol. What the hell is that thing??
But but but… he’s not a real calf, just a moon calf.
They’re not Christians. That’s just the veil they use to be horrible people.
Something something *worshipping false idols*
In fact, I remember God specifically making a law about this, and a few other things. It was a short list, easy to follow…