based Hans

31 comments

1. Who the fuck is cutting onions!
   Fuck you Hans!

2. He has a very Swiss face (sorry champ).

3. Nothing is more based than loving your wife (and children).

4. Nice story but I could have done without the sentimental yank animation

5. I am here to insult inferior nations, not to get kicked in the feels thank you very much.

6. As a Barry, it’s obviously painful for me to say this but well done Hans

7. That chocked me up, well done fella, well done.

8. Why am I crying

9. There are many different kinds of strength. Well done Hans.

10. Most based hans

11. Last time Germans made me tear up was 1996 😤

12. These new soundtracks are even worse than that ohnononono shit.

    Can I assume TikTok is the source of this aural cancer?

13. Born Austrian and fought for Germany? Remind me someone.

14. So you’re telling me he cheated by using ghost powers.

    *proceeds to cry*

15. Oh FFS ok you can have us back Hans, whatever you want

16. Grettel wins the DEAD lift again

17. He cheated! All the others were lifting alone! Classic Germ*n

18. Mods, please ban this, I’m not supposed to feel these emotions on this sub

19. So he cheated?

20. This is the second time a person born in Austria and did something for Germany has cried me up.

21. Come on Barry that made me fucking cry you cunt motherfucker.

22. https://i.redd.it/2na23euyxegd1.gif

23. 1. Lie down

    2. Try not to cry

    3. Cry

24. Hans you fucker, I literally just cried tears in my cup of tea you beautiful Teutonic bastard.

25. I don’t even have a joke, this man is a legend of the highest order. I can’t even begin to imagine what he felt when he won, or when he had the picture on stage with him

26. I just vomited in my mouth and swallowed it.

    That animation was the worst thing the Germans have ever done.

27. Absolutely did not shed a manly tear

28. 

29. Thank you for making me cry!!
    Fu

30. 👊

31. Am I the only one wondering that her ghost ‘helping” would throw his lift off balance? No? Okay 😔