Luxus-Erbe behauptet, sein 13 Milliarden Dollar schweres Hermès-Vermögen sei verschwunden

29 comments

1. Hmm. Well ain’t that somethin’.

2. Swiss courts going cosmic with “The ‘gigantic fraud’ to which he was victim was undetectable to common mortals.”

3. That would certainly upset me a little.

4. Cue the world’s tiniest violin 🎻 Guess now he has to pull himself up by his bootstraps

5. Well, he was gonna leave his fortune to his gardener anyway, he just ended up giving it to his money manager instead.

6. ““The ‘gigantic fraud’ to which he was victim was undetectable to common mortals,””

   ONLY THE SUPERNATURAL CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE

7. He is gonna be fine. Slight inconveninece sure, but it’s all good.

8. If you made a dollar every second,

   you would have one hundred dollars in under two minutes;

   one thousand dollars in under twenty minutes;

   one million dollars in about twelve days;

   one billion dollars would still take you more than THIRTY YEARS.

   And to keep going, if you got a dollar a second it would take over four hundred years to earn what he lost. Oh well.

9. Oh, man. That’s harsh.

   Lucky for you, I’m one of the best detectives in the world for this type of thing. Certified, even. I can track down these people for you for only 10%. Up-front.

10. Tip: apply and apply until you get a job. Try and try; I’m begging to work.

11. I guess signing blank documents and handing over your bank accounts as well as making contracts where your financial advisor has sole power to make changes to your estate, may not be a great plan. Who knew?

12. Now we need to extend this trick to all billionaires.

13. I’m not very sympathetic to billionaires but it seems fishy to me. Yeah, he gave his money manager access to and authority over his accounts, but something had to go wrong for billions of dollars to disappear over a couple decades. 

14. Give your financial manager complete discretion, then sue when he exercises it.

15. Just cut down on avocado toast and starbucks  

16. Not a lot of sympathy for heirs these days, I find.

17. Maybe they put it into intel the other day

18. Yeah mine too

19. Billionaires hate this one simple trick …

20. just skip breakfast!

21. Shouldn’t have gotten so much avocado toast and lattes.

22. “Mo money mo problems”

23. It’s in a Swiss Bank being funnel into shel companies

24. Another one blowing their inheritance on intel stock

25. Oh. Good!

26. Too much avacado toast?

27. Im sure he can pull himself up by his bootstraps and start all over again. He’s a billionaire, he has the smarts and gumption to pull it off, I believe in him /s

28. I am a common mortal and don’t have the capacity to understand why I should care.

29. Cough cough he wired all his money to offshore accounts not to pay taxes cough cough