Went on a long walk through my home town this morning. Took a detour through what I didn’t realise at first was a cemetery.

As I was leaving, saw this ungodly thing, that made me shout “yo, what the fuck”, at an unreasonable level, on account of my headphones.

This is how Lovecraft stories start, do not want.

by Davidrabbich81

13 comments

  1. used to be a sculpture like this in the gaol street car park in Hereford. Scared the shit out of me as a kid

  2. He does have the Innsmouth look! Hope there isn’t a cat carving too. Reminds me of the E Nesbit story Man Size In Marble, but wood in this case. God be with you op, it’ll no doubt be shuffling under your window tonight as you’re fast asleep!

  3. Yep, definite cure for constipation if ever I saw one…

    I’d be a small cloud of dust and pebbles crossing the horizon within 20seconds of seeing that.

    Cthulhu fhtagn

  7. Oh man, I saw this while taking a shortcut to the front one night. Thank god it’s not in a busy area because the sound I made was very undignified.

  9. Imagine coming back as a tree and realising you’re stuck here forever. Talk about being rooted in your afterlife.

  12. I’m sure he was on the other side of the path? I go to Morecambe a bit with the Eden Project

  13. Reminds me of a magic mushrooms trip at college when a bunch of us were CONVINCED a lopsided tree stump was an evil old lady just lying in wait for us in the woods lol

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