Why would someone try to make themselves look like a dirty, old, used, blowup sex doll that was thrown out of a moving semi?
That’s an interdimensional reptilian if I’ve ever seen one.
Just wet the lips and stick her to the wall
I don’t know! Kind of looks like a drag queen or trans… Maybe some genetic testing is in order??? /s
Jeez I’ve seen better looking sex dolls in porn shops
The prolapsed anus mouth look every plastic surgeon should show prospective clients so they don’t completely fuck their face up like this hot fucking mess.
Do you think she looks in the mirror in the morning and wonders how THAT reflection is looking back?
Nightmare fuel
She looks like a blowup doll!
Sarlacc vibes
What a weird looking woman…
I wouldn’t fuck that with Junior’s dick Jesus Christ it frightened my dog
she looks like a caricature of a blow-up doll. but you do eventually get the face you deserve in life.
That prolapsed anus lip filler look. 🤢
KG: Make me look like a muppet!
Plastic Surgeon: I got you
I thought this was a late night bit
I read this in Chris Farley’s voice, and it made it so much better.
Here’s a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t worry
Be happy. 🐟🐟
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She needs to ease off the lip filler, they’re starting to look like pool floaties:
https://preview.redd.it/wpamqtfbsigd1.png?width=385&format=png&auto=webp&s=9323b442e9a27a9ab0a1619c1973ad5eba07d874
Fantastic plastic lover
She looks like the Bass I caught the other week.
She always reminds me of a character from [Team America: World Police.](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/)
That’s Kimberly Guilfoyle’s bukkaki catcher profile.
Mahna mahna
She’s got a trumphole now.
Goth Grouper
Yikes.
“YOUR PLANET SHALL BURN WHEN MY DEMON HOARDS ARRIVE!!!”
It looks like an ad for her online GOP orgy seminar training.
I’ve said before that she resembles a blowup doll I saw in the 90’s. It was the decoration in a neighbour’s apartment.
It was the 90’s. They were in the navy. Shit can be weird. Just like KG.
No thank you
https://preview.redd.it/hrb6rr5y3jgd1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82d885cd978df93c9bf0afd6455442a5695e3664
Inflatable fuckdoll for the blind
I heard she has a side hustle renting those lips out as a hemorrhoid pillow on weekends.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the weirdest of them all?
Only other place I have seen a face like that is stuck to the side of a shark.
https://preview.redd.it/21hmmdvr7jgd1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=15fb13d680391cb4e2960558583b44ac0a590f1e
I flipped the mouth and looks the same to me
Why would someone try to make themselves look like a dirty, old, used, blowup sex doll that was thrown out of a moving semi?
That’s an interdimensional reptilian if I’ve ever seen one.
Just wet the lips and stick her to the wall
I don’t know! Kind of looks like a drag queen or trans… Maybe some genetic testing is in order??? /s
Jeez I’ve seen better looking sex dolls in porn shops
The prolapsed anus mouth look every plastic surgeon should show prospective clients so they don’t completely fuck their face up like this hot fucking mess.
Do you think she looks in the mirror in the morning and wonders how THAT reflection is looking back?
Nightmare fuel
She looks like a blowup doll!
Sarlacc vibes
What a weird looking woman…
I wouldn’t fuck that with Junior’s dick Jesus Christ it frightened my dog
she looks like a caricature of a blow-up doll. but you do eventually get the face you deserve in life.
That prolapsed anus lip filler look. 🤢
KG: Make me look like a muppet!
Plastic Surgeon: I got you
I thought this was a late night bit
I read this in Chris Farley’s voice, and it made it so much better.
Here’s a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t worry
Be happy. 🐟🐟