Nice. I actually really enjoyed this post. Now let’s see how long before some shit head had something stupid to say.
It makes sense when i think about it, but that is not what i would have guessed
I thought this was another height chart
Where is GONK? Is it safe? Is it alright?
Can we get someone to take the final chart and go into each movie and change the characters’ heights to match this in-film? I’d pay $2 towards a fund for that noble cause!
Darth Maul in Phantom Menace surprises me. Is this only counting the actual seconds when a character is visible on the screen?
Still funny how maul only gets 6 minutes considering how popular he is/marketed
Why does Luke Skywalker the biggest Star War not simply eat all the tinier star wars?
Wow. The breakdown for *The Last Jedi* is probably the best argument I’ve seen for why it was the worst movie (which I hadn’t thought until just now).
The whole thing is spread across too many stories, and the ones that “popped” for me sort of overshadowed the majority that just did not.
Who would had guessed that the main character would have the most screen time
Bigger Luke theory is right after all!
EmpLemon on the Sequel Trilogy in his most recent video:
“The Sequel Trilogy represents pretty much the complete antithesis of the Originals as they can be described as a pile of corporate slop, completely devoid of the slightest morsel of imagination.
This hideous abomination is an insult to the very idea of Cinema and has forever condemned the Star Wars brand into a dark oblivion from which it can never escape. The trauma inflicted by this sadistic filth often makes me wonder if we’d have been better off if Star Wars never existed.
I see no subjectivity in this assessment and consider anyone who legitimately enjoys this crime against humanity to be guilty of a personal shortcoming. Those who continue to defend such a travesty need to be locked away in a padded cell and studied for scientific purposes.”
Yup, pretty much sums it up.
C-3PO has the most total screen time across all movies
I’m getting a kick out of the height scaling even though technically I wouldn’t call that a “beautiful” data viz practice. Tiny Lando is just too cute.
Me and all my homie hate Luke.
TEAMVADAHHH
Very interesting. Thank you for putting this together.
Yet more proof that SW is Vader’s story!
I like that you added the Anakin time to the Vader time in the last one. 161 minutes is enough for a whole movie, I wanna see that. Release th Anakin cut
Why I feel this was inspired by last video of EmpLemon?
Add Boba Fett!
Dude got his own TV show! He must have had SO much screen time in the films!
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Prepare yourself, the haters are coming.
Nice. I actually really enjoyed this post. Now let’s see how long before some shit head had something stupid to say.
It makes sense when i think about it, but that is not what i would have guessed
I thought this was another height chart
Where is GONK? Is it safe? Is it alright?
Can we get someone to take the final chart and go into each movie and change the characters’ heights to match this in-film? I’d pay $2 towards a fund for that noble cause!
Darth Maul in Phantom Menace surprises me. Is this only counting the actual seconds when a character is visible on the screen?
Still funny how maul only gets 6 minutes considering how popular he is/marketed
Why does Luke Skywalker the biggest Star War not simply eat all the tinier star wars?
Wow. The breakdown for *The Last Jedi* is probably the best argument I’ve seen for why it was the worst movie (which I hadn’t thought until just now).
The whole thing is spread across too many stories, and the ones that “popped” for me sort of overshadowed the majority that just did not.
Who would had guessed that the main character would have the most screen time
Bigger Luke theory is right after all!
EmpLemon on the Sequel Trilogy in his most recent video:
“The Sequel Trilogy represents pretty much the complete antithesis of the Originals as they can be described as a pile of corporate slop, completely devoid of the slightest morsel of imagination.
This hideous abomination is an insult to the very idea of Cinema and has forever condemned the Star Wars brand into a dark oblivion from which it can never escape. The trauma inflicted by this sadistic filth often makes me wonder if we’d have been better off if Star Wars never existed.
I see no subjectivity in this assessment and consider anyone who legitimately enjoys this crime against humanity to be guilty of a personal shortcoming. Those who continue to defend such a travesty need to be locked away in a padded cell and studied for scientific purposes.”
Yup, pretty much sums it up.
C-3PO has the most total screen time across all movies
I’m getting a kick out of the height scaling even though technically I wouldn’t call that a “beautiful” data viz practice. Tiny Lando is just too cute.
Me and all my homie hate Luke.
TEAMVADAHHH
Very interesting. Thank you for putting this together.
Yet more proof that SW is Vader’s story!
I like that you added the Anakin time to the Vader time in the last one. 161 minutes is enough for a whole movie, I wanna see that. Release th Anakin cut
Why I feel this was inspired by last video of EmpLemon?
Add Boba Fett!
Dude got his own TV show! He must have had SO much screen time in the films!