by Catwinky

16 comments
  1. Germany, we only beat you up if you stand in our way of Lebensraumerweiterung im Osten, sounds pretty deserved to me.

  2. The Nordic Mongolians. Held their ground against the Russians in the winter war and still have a respectable military despite it’s size.

  3. A country with a sense of justice and a lot of firepower. Clearly the answer is Sweden.

  4. Ireland.

    They’ll take some amount of shit until it’s too much, and then they’ll just go full guerilla warfare on you, killing your royal family members and bombing random shit while yelling “AAHHHHH TIOCFAIDH ÀR LÀ”. Absolutely terrifying, if you ask me.

    The basques would probably qualify as well but they’re not a country (haw-haw!), sooo…

  5. PSA: Italians (at least those from central Italy) are a bunch of extremely litigious assholes who hate everyone starting from their neighbours. Don’t get scammed by romantic cliches and look at the Communes period history.

  6. I choose all the western europe, except for Portugal, they belong to the east now.

  7. Should have been barry, only options for can kill you in an instant are pierre, barry and hans

  8. Ehm, I don’t wanna hug you, I’m not your mother duh

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