Don’t need milk but if you need help with the Profiteroles or the Tiramasu I’m your man
Oops!
Clearly it’s time to make the biggest Angel Delight you’ve ever seen!
Freeze it 👍
On the plus side, you’ll have Wolverine strength bones after all that.
in today’s installment of, “It’s better to use the Metric System”
Put it on Olio. It’s an app to reduce food waste.
Time for some White Russians
There’s a lot of hairy babies around here, and I think *you* are the hairy baby maker!
Rice pudding coming up as the third dessert option.
My stepkids did this a few years ago. I sent them to the shop for a six pinter, they came back with 6 x 4 pinters.
How did you not notice?
If this was an online shop you can just give them stuff back, even if you ordered it, and they have to refund it.
Milk can be frozen without issue.
Make ice cream. Lots of ice cream.
Ophhh it’s semi skimmed aswell… I’ll take some!
Got a food bank near you where you could donate it?
Alternatively- live on Frosties for a month 🙂
Ha!
My mum (a few years ago) bought some Lotus Biscoff biscuits from Amazon. She clearly didn’t look at the quantity.
This pallet turned up at the house. She had literally accidentally ordered a pallet of Lotus Biscoff biscuits.
They ended up keeping them and just giving most of them away to friends – I think I went to visit my parents and we had a couple of the catering boxes of them to take away.
Oh, well, looks like you’ve got quite the moo-sunderstanding there! Don’t cry over spilled milk, they say.
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Being lactose intolerant I shat myself just looking at this picture
You do know you can reject items for a refund when your shopping is delivered? Even if you’ve just changed your mind, and especially if you’ve made an error like this.
The painful irony of this post appearing in my feed just as I’ve run out of milk.
“This is a very milky tea Mrs. Doyle”
After you have exhausted freezing one, making a slo-cooker-ful of rice pudding with another, and a cheeky batch of scones or three, check if there are any local children’s clubs running for the holidays and see if they could use it.
But you do have 6 pints. You just have to drink through 24 pints to get to it.
I actually do and I’m skint skint.
Swap you for a loaf of bread 😂
“He needs some milk!”
Nice username. Could you turn the milk into gunge?
Make paneer.
Get yourself some nesquik and enjoy the warm weather
How expensive did you think milk was my guy
GOMAD Challenge incoming.
(Gallon of milk a day)
LOL
This reminds me of the time I went into Lidl super stoned.
I’ve smoked on and off my whole life. But I will go months without touching it, then go on a mad binge.
About 5 years ago a neighbour gave me some stuff literally over the garden fence. It was so smelly I couldn’t store it in the house.
When off one day I had a joint to myself, getting completely wrecked. I then went to Lidl close by with the sole aim of getting a pizza and doughnuts.
Then I saw PG tips were on offer. I think they were £3 instead of £4.50 (can’t remember exactly).
I ended up buying 4 boxes x 280 (?) bags. Over 1,100 bags of tea. It worked out that even if I had 3 every single day they’d still go out of date.
Even worse, I forgot to buy the pizza and doughnuts. So I was stood there in my kitchen for 5 minutes working out what to eat while looking at 4 boxes of teabags.
Rice pudding!
I went through a phase of trying to order mushrooms from Tesco as part of an online order. It asked me for a number, not a weight, so I assumed it was per punnet and ordered one. I got a bag containing one mushroom. The next time I ordered 12 and got 12 punnets. Fortunately I have a dehydrator.
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Don’t need milk but if you need help with the Profiteroles or the Tiramasu I’m your man
Oops!
Clearly it’s time to make the biggest Angel Delight you’ve ever seen!
Freeze it 👍
On the plus side, you’ll have Wolverine strength bones after all that.
in today’s installment of, “It’s better to use the Metric System”
Put it on Olio. It’s an app to reduce food waste.
Time for some White Russians
There’s a lot of hairy babies around here, and I think *you* are the hairy baby maker!
Rice pudding coming up as the third dessert option.
My stepkids did this a few years ago. I sent them to the shop for a six pinter, they came back with 6 x 4 pinters.
How did you not notice?
If this was an online shop you can just give them stuff back, even if you ordered it, and they have to refund it.
Milk can be frozen without issue.
Make ice cream. Lots of ice cream.
Ophhh it’s semi skimmed aswell… I’ll take some!
Got a food bank near you where you could donate it?
Alternatively- live on Frosties for a month 🙂
Ha!
My mum (a few years ago) bought some Lotus Biscoff biscuits from Amazon. She clearly didn’t look at the quantity.
This pallet turned up at the house. She had literally accidentally ordered a pallet of Lotus Biscoff biscuits.
They ended up keeping them and just giving most of them away to friends – I think I went to visit my parents and we had a couple of the catering boxes of them to take away.
Oh, well, looks like you’ve got quite the moo-sunderstanding there! Don’t cry over spilled milk, they say.
[removed]
Being lactose intolerant I shat myself just looking at this picture
You do know you can reject items for a refund when your shopping is delivered? Even if you’ve just changed your mind, and especially if you’ve made an error like this.
The painful irony of this post appearing in my feed just as I’ve run out of milk.
“This is a very milky tea Mrs. Doyle”
After you have exhausted freezing one, making a slo-cooker-ful of rice pudding with another, and a cheeky batch of scones or three, check if there are any local children’s clubs running for the holidays and see if they could use it.
But you do have 6 pints. You just have to drink through 24 pints to get to it.
I actually do and I’m skint skint.
Swap you for a loaf of bread 😂
“He needs some milk!”
Nice username. Could you turn the milk into gunge?
Make paneer.
Get yourself some nesquik and enjoy the warm weather
How expensive did you think milk was my guy
GOMAD Challenge incoming.
(Gallon of milk a day)
LOL
This reminds me of the time I went into Lidl super stoned.
I’ve smoked on and off my whole life. But I will go months without touching it, then go on a mad binge.
About 5 years ago a neighbour gave me some stuff literally over the garden fence. It was so smelly I couldn’t store it in the house.
When off one day I had a joint to myself, getting completely wrecked. I then went to Lidl close by with the sole aim of getting a pizza and doughnuts.
Then I saw PG tips were on offer. I think they were £3 instead of £4.50 (can’t remember exactly).
I ended up buying 4 boxes x 280 (?) bags. Over 1,100 bags of tea. It worked out that even if I had 3 every single day they’d still go out of date.
Even worse, I forgot to buy the pizza and doughnuts. So I was stood there in my kitchen for 5 minutes working out what to eat while looking at 4 boxes of teabags.
Rice pudding!
I went through a phase of trying to order mushrooms from Tesco as part of an online order. It asked me for a number, not a weight, so I assumed it was per punnet and ordered one. I got a bag containing one mushroom. The next time I ordered 12 and got 12 punnets. Fortunately I have a dehydrator.
I guess they had avocados there.
[https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/get-a-gallon-of-milk-if-they-have-avocados-get-six.4027429/](https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/get-a-gallon-of-milk-if-they-have-avocados-get-six.4027429/)