Americ*n visiting Switzerland complains about “telephone” wires



by swissm4n

42 comments
  1. “Wireless phone and Internet” as if for having an internet connection you don’t need any cables

  2. The muhricn mind cannot comprehend what superior public transport looks like, as expected.

  3. Every time I hear an American accent I lose multiple IQ points.

  4. The American intelligence and evolutionary elevator is truly still stuck on the basement level

  5. A functioning public transport system is an alien concept to a USanian

  6. Of course we have telephone cables, how else am I going to send a fax to my neighbour?

  7. “I don’t know what is going on here”

    The official slogan of Americans abroad

  8. “Except for Brussels”. I guess it’s so shitty that it’s not as suprising there

  9. Americans are like those orange cats that people post with captions like “zero braincells” or “Single celled organism”

  10. Does she not think the tram lines on the ground are a giveaway to what the cables are for?

  11. Americans run all their electric wires down the ground? Even in cities? Sounds like an absolute pain in the ass to fix something

  12. She was on her first on foot walk in her life of so its normal .

  13. I like the subtle ad for swiss oldtowns, but could care less about another instance of yankees behaving like infants.

  14. Is this the superior Alsacian’s workers colony in Switzerland, Basel ?

  15. I’m in Switzerland right now just to look around, and I gotta say man, how the fuck do you survive in this country? There’s a toll and ticket for everything and all your food is marked up at least 25%. Crossing the border I saw a woman at a fruit stand selling apricots for 6€ a piece. Plus half your roads are shut down for maintenance 24/7 and you’re about as walkable as Wyoming. How do you guys live? The only thing you guys have going for you are the women, and that’s honestly just Italian immigration carrying. Why don’t you move?

  16. Am*r*c*n minds cannot comprehend the efficiences & ease of use of public transport in large cities.

    Either by streetcar or underground railway.

  17. This must be an irony. I refuse to
    Believe it is not.

  18. I always find the American alternative, when you have no idea about anything at all, to simply babble incredibly stupid nonsense instead of just saying: “I don’t know what these cables are for, I’ll ask someone.” irritating.

    But no, you have to spout unbelievable shit just to avoid giving the impression that you don’t have the slightest idea, so that you can embarrass yourself down to your bare bones as an intellectually uninvolved fool.

    Unbelievable.

  19. Next she’ll pick a ladder and try to pull them down.

  20. Wait until she looks down and finds out about those weird grooves on the ground

  21. well there is the Alstom APS system. you can make an American pale by saying the 3rd rail is the one powered on the street. ( bonus if you say “want to play a game?”)

  22. *”Only City (except Brussel) who has this”*

    no.

  23. Brussels has Telephone wires ? It’s for the trams you dumb f*ck ameritards

  24. Where in America there are fucking wires and transformers on poles down every street.

    11kv line, just shove it up on the pole with the phone and internet cables.

  25. comes from a nation that still uses overhang wires and utility poles.

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