You feel bad when it’s a young princess getting married off against her will. This lady chose the mushroom.
I really don’t care do U?
She knew what she signed up for.
Haven’t seen anybody lately who looks more sad than she does.
I bet she had hoped he didn’t have long left when they married and nows she’s thinking that monies not worth it. Plus it’s not like she can shack up with a younger guy on the side with the secret service bouncing around.
When is her contract up ? Does it have a sunset clause ?
She should file for divorce in October for a nice little last minute surprise.
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Full satirical article: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/new-york-woman-panics-at-prospect
Weird marriage
You feel bad when it’s a young princess getting married off against her will. This lady chose the mushroom.
I really don’t care do U?
She knew what she signed up for.
Haven’t seen anybody lately who looks more sad than she does.
I bet she had hoped he didn’t have long left when they married and nows she’s thinking that monies not worth it. Plus it’s not like she can shack up with a younger guy on the side with the secret service bouncing around.
When is her contract up ? Does it have a sunset clause ?
She should file for divorce in October for a nice little last minute surprise.