Saw this today on a Scotrail train, and I’ve also seen other closets labelled as “Live Haggis Transport” and “Bagpipe Practice Room”. What other things do they use this closet for on the train?

by Elgin-Franklin

15 comments
  1. You really don’t want to open the doors to some of those closets. It’s where they keep a few trillion Scottish midges…

  2. If you break into it the Scottish Transport Police are called, and at the next stop Mel Gibson lops your head off in front of the other passengers and crew.

  3. Huh, the guys at work eventually told me that tartan paint was a joke to see how stupid I am. Who’s stupid now. 

  4. The fabled portal to a mythical land where only Tunnocks products & Irn-Bru are available to consume, & where DFS don’t have a sale on.

  5. Does the paint apply like in cartoons? Does it have to be a paint brush, or can you spray it on…..I have questions!

  6. Two gentlemen shouting “Da-da-lata dalat dalat dalat dalat dadum!” at each other.

    Their knees gave out so it’s all train now.

  7. On a completely semi unrelated note, many a year ago I worked for a diy chain and we sold Disney paint, just bright colours in Disney branded tins with pictures of characters on the side, I was asked no lie if the paint comes out like it’s pictured on the tin.

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