I’m doing all I can online but it hasn’t worked it seems.
Far from true definition, who cars what they think
This map is wrong, sweden got Switzerland’s results and vice versa (the American brain cannot handle such similarities)
Looks like Germany is gobbling Czechoslovakian and Hungarian cock and balls
Common Portugal W
You bomb one lousy marathon and Muricans will hold it against you forever.
Also “No one ever says Italy.”
-Mr. Scorpion
What did Andorra, Monaco, Liechtenstein and San Marino do lol
I wonder how accurate this is. There can not be many Americans who can name all the eastern countries, let alone point to where they are on a map. And how much does their heritage factor in with regards to the western countries?
Britain was beefing the US forever and now they’re bros.
I’d be more impressed by an American that’s heard of us
95% of Americans couldn’t even find the likes of Slovenia and the Czech Republic on a map, let alone have a valid opinion of them.
STAY AWAY.
What the fuck did Andorra do?
We don’t need approval of Americ*nts to be considered Western Europe. We do it as we always do it.
We take it by force, then get overwhelmed and lose almost everything just to work our way up again. We just need an Austrian to kickstart the process.
I’m sorry, but are you suggesting that we *are defined by the filth who left our countries so long ago?*
Portugal:
If they think so little of us why is my fucking city full of Americans?
Who are these barbarians to define which country is “good”
If I had to guess Andorra is Red cause most americans have never heard of it
Why the hate towards Monnaco? Its basicly Beverly hills and las vegas mixed togehter and a own nation
Pizza and Carbonara are doing the heavy lifting for us
% of Americans who have heard of each country and can vaguely point it on a map
Not liking Portugal is a huge red flag, I will not be dating USA anytime soon
“Oh my opinion as an american about Denmark?.. never been to that city but I have been to Amsterdam.”
My advice, say anything anti-american even if you don’t agree with it, Insult american politicians even if you agree with their views, insult American foods even if the taste good (go to a doctor too) my hatred for America is higher than my hatred for Quebec and Indian terrorists.
Love how Portugal is always balkan.
“What countries in Europe do you prefer the most?”
“Maybe like London or Yugoslavia? USSR? Oh no wait, Paris”
Trust Americans to define Europe is a huge step down for us!
Once again, Portugal West balkans.
I am a bit disapointed with Pierre. Thought he would be in the 30% at least.
Italians, like Americans are always shouting so this makes sense to some extent.
We’re in the same bucket as the Brits? Americans can’t stop pretending they’re Irish every time I speak to one..
Since when do we care about the yanks?
I don’t care that some cunt from Boston likes to jerk off to their Italian grandmother
Why do they like Italy and how can we avoid doing the same?
Kinda surprised they put a different colour in the west part of Spain
Honestly Italy is amazing. I have only been to France, Spain and Italy but the Italians truly take the good life to the next level. Why would you work when you can just drink Chianti and espresso all day surrounded by renaissance art, beautiful women and sunny weather?
Some Americans find the disorder distressing but I look forward to the scrum every time the train door opens it’s like football practice. Second favorite country I’ve visited after Japan. Spain and France are cool too though no hate.
The only map where i dont mind to be orange. Dont need riding American cock for some kind of “true approval”
Portugal always has similar results to balkans no matter what the statistics are in question.
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Huge Portugal W.
Ultragigamega rare Italy L
And actual W would be if they didn’t come at all.
Any advice for us Joao?
I’m doing all I can online but it hasn’t worked it seems.
Far from true definition, who cars what they think
This map is wrong, sweden got Switzerland’s results and vice versa (the American brain cannot handle such similarities)
Looks like Germany is gobbling Czechoslovakian and Hungarian cock and balls
Common Portugal W
You bomb one lousy marathon and Muricans will hold it against you forever.
Also
“No one ever says Italy.”
-Mr. Scorpion
What did Andorra, Monaco, Liechtenstein and San Marino do lol
I wonder how accurate this is. There can not be many Americans who can name all the eastern countries, let alone point to where they are on a map. And how much does their heritage factor in with regards to the western countries?
Britain was beefing the US forever and now they’re bros.
I’d be more impressed by an American that’s heard of us
95% of Americans couldn’t even find the likes of Slovenia and the Czech Republic on a map, let alone have a valid opinion of them.
STAY AWAY.
What the fuck did Andorra do?
We don’t need approval of Americ*nts to be considered Western Europe. We do it as we always do it.
We take it by force, then get overwhelmed and lose almost everything just to work our way up again. We just need an Austrian to kickstart the process.
I’m sorry, but are you suggesting that we *are defined by the filth who left our countries so long ago?*
Portugal:
If they think so little of us why is my fucking city full of Americans?
Who are these barbarians to define which country is “good”
https://preview.redd.it/f3l7diondghd1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f3a0427b01d49db28b3e356da404c3fed615bd2
If I had to guess Andorra is Red cause most americans have never heard of it
Why the hate towards Monnaco? Its basicly Beverly hills and las vegas mixed togehter and a own nation
Pizza and Carbonara are doing the heavy lifting for us
% of Americans who have heard of each country and can vaguely point it on a map
Not liking Portugal is a huge red flag, I will not be dating USA anytime soon
“Oh my opinion as an american about Denmark?.. never been to that city but I have been to Amsterdam.”
My advice, say anything anti-american even if you don’t agree with it, Insult american politicians even if you agree with their views, insult American foods even if the taste good (go to a doctor too) my hatred for America is higher than my hatred for Quebec and Indian terrorists.
Love how Portugal is always balkan.
“What countries in Europe do you prefer the most?”
“Maybe like London or Yugoslavia? USSR? Oh no wait, Paris”
Trust Americans to define Europe is a huge step down for us!
Once again, Portugal West balkans.
I am a bit disapointed with Pierre. Thought he would be in the 30% at least.
Italians, like Americans are always shouting so this makes sense to some extent.
We’re in the same bucket as the Brits? Americans can’t stop pretending they’re Irish every time I speak to one..
Since when do we care about the yanks?
I don’t care that some cunt from Boston likes to jerk off to their Italian grandmother
Why do they like Italy and how can we avoid doing the same?
Kinda surprised they put a different colour in the west part of Spain
Honestly Italy is amazing. I have only been to France, Spain and Italy but the Italians truly take the good life to the next level. Why would you work when you can just drink Chianti and espresso all day surrounded by renaissance art, beautiful women and sunny weather?
Some Americans find the disorder distressing but I look forward to the scrum every time the train door opens it’s like football practice. Second favorite country I’ve visited after Japan. Spain and France are cool too though no hate.
The only map where i dont mind to be orange. Dont need riding American cock for some kind of “true approval”
Portugal always has similar results to balkans no matter what the statistics are in question.