Cool and all, but how the fuck is hard boiled egg your favorite food!?
These days, using guillotines for their original purpose is frowned upon, so we repurposed them for daily breakfast use.
Whats the name of this thing my german friends?? Id like to buy one!
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher are the Best Thing they ever invented.
Ngl, I always love it when savages get to experience advanced European technology.
Watching their incredulous expression when they see futuristic technology like this is like watching a child adoring a Christmas tree. For a moment, you forget that they are savages and just see the pure joy and wondrous curiosity.
It hurts seeing someone eat an egg like this… Where the hell is your mouillette (yes, we have a name for buttered baguette in long but not wide stripes) ?! You’re supposed to dip it in, not use a spoon…
How sad have one to be to have hard boiled eggs as favourite food? With all of the good food out there? Really? Hard. Boiled. Eggs. Of course she loves a German. Hard boiled eggs.
Easy to use, easy to build, made of 2 pieces, doesn’t require instructions to read the actual instructions and made to last for decades???
All of this to eat with a damn metal spoon ! Bescheuert ! Plastic, immer plastic !
It’s called an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher btw.
Germans specifically naming it that thing for us savages to remain savages.
This is for soft boiled eggs you muppet. A hard boiled egg you can just crack on the counter.
Common German W
Edit: Also props to the Eastern Europeans for their egg cups.
Is anyone else bothered her favourite food is a hard boiled egg? I mean, they can be nice but come on…
„My boyfriend is German“ – easy Hans win
She messed up. Took out half of the egg with that top. Hans teach her better!
The cup did seem very ungermanlike to me
The translation for that device is “asian chick satisfyer”
Meanwhile czechs: crack it on your forhead, peal snd devoure.
She’s so cute, I can’t even resent her for being a dumb American.
Why do people need special tools for the most mundane tasks? Just chop the eggs tip of with a knife or tap it on a hard surface and then peel the shell off. I would hate to have my kitchen crowded with items like that, it’s highly inefficient.
On the other hand, she sounds american, so naturally her ramblings do not sound sane at all. Or it’s just ragebait for klout.
Set aside Leonardo. Here comes Hans!
German Asian couple. That’s a nice apartment for Berlin
My sister makes those ceramic hand painted egg cups she got from Lisbon. You’re welcome, Hans. 😉
i disregarded everything after she said that boiled eggs are her favorite food.
if that’s not the definition of low standards, i don’t know what it is.
although +5 points added for the egg cup being from Portugal.
Sooo, Hans….I’m sure you did in the past, for science and all…but…do your engineers still produce these, scaled up for the human cranium?
For ‘content’ producers and the like.
Do none of these people understand editing?
Wtf, hard boiled eggs are her favourite food? Her favourite activity must be breathing, her hobbies are walking and looking at things. No wonder she is dating a German
this woman is a psychopath. Her favorite food is HARD BOILED EGGS.
If this was more efficient they’d use them in professional kitchens. They don’t.
Those typically germs. Creating solutions for problems that don’t exist.
Just scare it and you can peel it easily
Of course, us hans always win. That’s how we created China.
Good one hans, not a bad invention
The name is Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher btw
I’ve never seen a device like this in my entire life.
We have a similar apparatus for heads
Legit thought OP meant the Han ethnic group…
“influencers” get views for being pretty, not anything even remotely intelligent coming out of their mouths.
Yeah.. but can it carry 6 beers??
German “over engineering”
If it is hard boiled, why do you need to hold it in a cup? Just peel and eat. Gently squash it under your palm and roll, you can get the entire shell of in one peel.
If it is soft boiled, this is also useless, because you will still have to cut or eat the top of the egg white to get to the yolk. Just use a knife or spoon and slam it into the side.
Might be just me, but I hate these gizmos that serve a single use and aret even useful. A waffle iron is the perfect belgian example. We all have it, but I can’t remember the last time i used it. If i want a waffle, ill buy one, instead of making enough batter to feed an african village.
“Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher” isnt that long of a Word..
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“Hard-boiled” Hans, bringer of joy
I want and need this.
The tool is also pretty cool.
Cool and all, but how the fuck is hard boiled egg your favorite food!?
These days, using guillotines for their original purpose is frowned upon, so we repurposed them for daily breakfast use.
Whats the name of this thing my german friends?? Id like to buy one!
Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher are the Best Thing they ever invented.
Ngl, I always love it when savages get to experience advanced European technology.
Watching their incredulous expression when they see futuristic technology like this is like watching a child adoring a Christmas tree. For a moment, you forget that they are savages and just see the pure joy and wondrous curiosity.
Fascinating species.
I prefer these for the diversity of usages
https://preview.redd.it/yx31sdconhhd1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eaceb690cae42019c8a4ccf0a3345b8771937f1
It hurts seeing someone eat an egg like this… Where the hell is your mouillette (yes, we have a name for buttered baguette in long but not wide stripes) ?! You’re supposed to dip it in, not use a spoon…
How sad have one to be to have hard boiled eggs as favourite food? With all of the good food out there? Really? Hard. Boiled. Eggs. Of course she loves a German. Hard boiled eggs.
Easy to use, easy to build, made of 2 pieces, doesn’t require instructions to read the actual instructions and made to last for decades???
Are you sure it is designed by hans?
https://i.redd.it/459qyp8qshhd1.gif
Now add some Maggi please
I count two German wins
All of this to eat with a damn metal spoon ! Bescheuert ! Plastic, immer plastic !
It’s called an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher btw.
Germans specifically naming it that thing for us savages to remain savages.
This is for soft boiled eggs you muppet. A hard boiled egg you can just crack on the counter.
Common German W
Edit: Also props to the Eastern Europeans for their egg cups.
Is anyone else bothered her favourite food is a hard boiled egg? I mean, they can be nice but come on…
„My boyfriend is German“ – easy Hans win
She messed up. Took out half of the egg with that top. Hans teach her better!
The cup did seem very ungermanlike to me
The translation for that device is “asian chick satisfyer”
Meanwhile czechs: crack it on your forhead, peal snd devoure.
She’s so cute, I can’t even resent her for being a dumb American.
Why do people need special tools for the most mundane tasks? Just chop the eggs tip of with a knife or tap it on a hard surface and then peel the shell off. I would hate to have my kitchen crowded with items like that, it’s highly inefficient.
On the other hand, she sounds american, so naturally her ramblings do not sound sane at all. Or it’s just ragebait for klout.
Set aside Leonardo. Here comes Hans!
German Asian couple. That’s a nice apartment for Berlin
My sister makes those ceramic hand painted egg cups she got from Lisbon. You’re welcome, Hans. 😉
i disregarded everything after she said that boiled eggs are her favorite food.
if that’s not the definition of low standards, i don’t know what it is.
although +5 points added for the egg cup being from Portugal.
Sooo, Hans….I’m sure you did in the past, for science and all…but…do your engineers still produce these, scaled up for the human cranium?
For ‘content’ producers and the like.
Do none of these people understand editing?
Wtf, hard boiled eggs are her favourite food? Her favourite activity must be breathing, her hobbies are walking and looking at things. No wonder she is dating a German
this woman is a psychopath. Her favorite food is HARD BOILED EGGS.
She is pretty though
Respect Hans
https://preview.redd.it/6ic51cwuoihd1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98bdeec5fb6007aac17d41e500433ea49c658c9
If this was more efficient they’d use them in professional kitchens. They don’t.
Those typically germs. Creating solutions for problems that don’t exist.
Just scare it and you can peel it easily
Of course, us hans always win. That’s how we created China.
Good one hans, not a bad invention
The name is Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher btw
I’ve never seen a device like this in my entire life.
We have a similar apparatus for heads
Legit thought OP meant the Han ethnic group…
“influencers” get views for being pretty, not anything even remotely intelligent coming out of their mouths.
Yeah.. but can it carry 6 beers??
German “over engineering”
If it is hard boiled, why do you need to hold it in a cup? Just peel and eat. Gently squash it under your palm and roll, you can get the entire shell of in one peel.
If it is soft boiled, this is also useless, because you will still have to cut or eat the top of the egg white to get to the yolk. Just use a knife or spoon and slam it into the side.
Might be just me, but I hate these gizmos that serve a single use and aret even useful. A waffle iron is the perfect belgian example. We all have it, but I can’t remember the last time i used it. If i want a waffle, ill buy one, instead of making enough batter to feed an african village.
“Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher” isnt that long of a Word..