To be fair, a cheese grater across the face wouldn’t be nice.
“Oi! Ahm garna sloice yew ap loik a cheez grytah!”
Shouted through the mean streets of England’s roughest areas. Obviously southern accent version (OR Billy Butcher’s wild butchering of the humble cockney accent in The Boys.. add a few c words to it)
Geordie version would be summit like this:
“eee, ahl slice ye upp lack a cheez greeta!”
“Remember, I’m the monkey, and you’re the cheese grater. So no messin’ around.” — Harold Cartwright, 1969
The way I understand it is it is too time consuming for the shops to decide if something should come come under the age restriction or not, so they just place it on everything because it is better for them to challenge someone over something they don’t need to than not challenge over something they should
Have you ever had your shins grated by a gang of hooligans? I can assure you it was the single gratest pain I’ve experienced in my life.
Well there was that one scene in Tenet. Maybe that’s what got these kids into using cheese graters as a melee weapon and temporal paradoxes.
Sick of getting asked by kids outside shops to buy them graters
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It’s for the grater good.
Make Britain grate again
To be fair, a cheese grater across the face wouldn’t be nice.
“Oi! Ahm garna sloice yew ap loik a cheez grytah!”
Shouted through the mean streets of England’s roughest areas. Obviously southern accent version (OR Billy Butcher’s wild butchering of the humble cockney accent in The Boys.. add a few c words to it)
Geordie version would be summit like this:
“eee, ahl slice ye upp lack a cheez greeta!”
“Remember, I’m the monkey, and you’re the cheese grater. So no messin’ around.” — Harold Cartwright, 1969
The way I understand it is it is too time consuming for the shops to decide if something should come come under the age restriction or not, so they just place it on everything because it is better for them to challenge someone over something they don’t need to than not challenge over something they should
Have you ever had your shins grated by a gang of hooligans? I can assure you it was the single gratest pain I’ve experienced in my life.
Well there was that one scene in Tenet. Maybe that’s what got these kids into using cheese graters as a melee weapon and temporal paradoxes.
Sick of getting asked by kids outside shops to buy them graters