I never knew he was white. I thought he was orange. And then, one day, he just decides to be white.

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1. With a neck vagina only a Vance could love

2. The person who spray paints his face must have been sick.

3. When did he turn white?! He’s been burnt orange for years

4. He looks tired, frail, old, and weak.

5. Same make up

   more fear

6. He’s bicoloured. He’s been keeping it a secret for a while now, but he says it’s time people got to meet the real him.

7. Still an asshole

8. You do have to admit, he almost looks *normal* without the carrot-shade foundation.

9. 

10. It shouldn’t be a shock seeing as he’s the oldest person to ever be nominated to run for president but damn he looks old. Really, really old.

11. He looks old

12. He actually looks better this way!

    Normally he looks like a cheap pleather handbag that’s been left in the desert sun.

13. Just like that, he turned white.

14. He got so lazy sitting around the house that he forgot his makeup.

15. “Somebody should look into that.”

16. https://preview.redd.it/fys5rpkibnhd1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c7e1c173ad9d5f3f2ebe549450b2b8cbe96e64f

17. Dude is so poor that he can’t afford the spray tan anymore

18. white looks real old on him

19. DonOLD is hunkered down in his toilet at Maralago, bitching about not having his stolen documents

20. what a pussy neck

21. Why is he suddenly ashamed of his Oompah-Loompah heritage?

22. They’re whitewashing our political leaders. /s

23. Still doesn’t change that he’s a weirdo

24. He looks like he had a bleach job done!!
    Was he ever white⁉️⁉️😳

25. He looks like a zombie, are we certain that he isn’t undead?

26. Now that I see him white I actually understand why he’s typically orange lmfao