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Trump Fabricates Dramatic Helicopter Story, Immediately Gets Slammed For Outlandish Lie

  • August 9, 2024



Trump Fabricates Dramatic Helicopter Story, Immediately Gets Slammed For Outlandish Lie

Trump Fabricates Dramatic Helicopter Story, Immediately Gets Slammed For Outlandish Lie



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37 comments

  1. But I’m assuming that the stories that Trump told about how good the coffee was back when he was picking beans in Guatemala, the orca-fat stressed out guy in his old barbershop quartet in Skokie, IL, and the lawyer that he knew named Kobayashi were all accurate and really happened.

  4. Obviously no one saw when trump climbed the Empire State Building to take down King Kong and rescue Fay Wray, it was tremendous and manly. 

  6. Jeez, I’ve been writing for 32 years. I’ve built universes, languages, mythologies, and yet even I cannot fabricate the sheer amount of BS that comes outta this old, weird felon DAILY!

  9. ‘I said Willie, the only way we’re going to survive this is if we wave our arms REALLY fast and he didn’t believe me at first and it worked and it was mostly my arms that saved us but we’re both alive because of it.’

  10. >“I know Willie Brown very well. In fact, I went down in a helicopter with him,” Trump told reporters. He described the landing as “not pleasant” and said that Brown was “a little concerned” during the incident.

    I thought Trump didn’t like “the gays?” Weird that he admitted that he went down with Willie Brown in a helicopter.

  12. He confused Willie Brown with Jerry Brown. The next time he tells this story it’ll be Bad Bad Leroy Brown or Charlie Brown, and it will be a flying dragon ride instead of a helicopter.

    Crazy old man.

  13. It’s still so funny to me that he hasn’t yet realized that we live in the information age, and that when he says something in a public forum, it’s not going to take the pony express 3 weeks to get the news to the west coast and another 3 weeks for their rebuke to come back. Within minutes, people literally on the opposite side of the planet can know what was said and respond to it. Yet time and time again he tells a story only for someone who was supposed to be involved to come out, within hours, and say ‘that never actually happened’.

  14. Trump is a pathetic mockery of a human being, and his followers are so utterly deluded that they might as well be huffing their own shit.

  15. MMW, this story will morph into DonOld saying he went down on the Vice-President while James Brown watched.

  17. It’s ridiculous and sometimes comical but there’s to much at stake here. The media outlets have to stop caring about click bate and the bottom line and put country first. No question he shouldn’t be able to run for president he should be locked up for our safety and his. Until then vote blue 🌊🌊🌊 NO GOING BACK

  18. Remember when Hillary had that overly dramatized “dodge sniper fire” story during her campaign? This sounds equally pathetic. 

  20. Enough with the sensational performance art from Orange 🍊 FOOLIUS. Cut the crap 💩

  22. Waddles lies like normal people breathe. He’s like a shark, if he stops lying, he’ll die. Everything about the obese gassy feeb is pure bullshit, literally every word and every detail.

  28. I don’t want to hear his voice anymore.

    I don’t want to hear his fuckin stupid ramblings.

    I don’t want to see or hear the media frenzy every time this orange old fuck shits himself.

    I really wish everyone would stop posting anything about him. Asshole should have gone away four years ago.

    Yet here we are.

    Note: Not aimed at you OP. I’m just fucking tired of this guy

  31. why lie about something that is so easily refuted? Easy. Because the mainstream media is going to let him get away with it, and his followers aren’t going to do any sort of research to try and confirm anything he’s saying.

  32. It really doesn’t matter. He can say whatever he wants. The cultists will twist it to fit their preconceived viewpoints. He could admit to driving a truck through an orphanage. The cultists would say “well what were those orphans doing there in the first place?”

  35. That’s what we’re gonna call him on? Some superfluous bullshit story that has nothing to do with policy or impact on american lives? Come the fuck on.

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