Why Does this Guy dance like he’s Jerking off 2 Guys
August 9, 2024
Why Does this Guy dance like he’s Jerking off 2 Guys
Posted by MikeLitoris69656
27 comments
He is thinking of putin and kim
Muscle memory.
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He’s very old and probably has limited range of movement. It’s very likely any dance movements more energetic than this is a fall risk due to dizziness.
He’s gotta work on his optimal tip to tip efficiency
Chalk it up to experience.
“Air dickin”
What’s weirder is that he’s done that at least for the last eight years, and I simply cannot believe that nobody has ever told him he looks like he’s jerking off two guys, which means he must know he looks like he’s jerking off two guys and he still keeps doing it.
So weird
Habit
Its those bone spurs
Because he is a complete jackoff
Practicing for prison
They hate twerking but are fine with this.
And why does he play an invisible accordion?
Dance can be an excellent way to express your hopes and dreams.
It’s amazing how powerful racism is. Rural white people love this makeup wearing, combover obsessed, east coast billionaire just cause they perceive him as racist like them. And that can override all the other weird shit about this weird dancing clown. Amazing.
Muscle memory from attending so many of those diddy freakoffs
27 comments
He is thinking of putin and kim
Muscle memory.
[deleted]
He’s very old and probably has limited range of movement. It’s very likely any dance movements more energetic than this is a fall risk due to dizziness.
He’s gotta work on his optimal tip to tip efficiency
Chalk it up to experience.
“Air dickin”
What’s weirder is that he’s done that at least for the last eight years, and I simply cannot believe that nobody has ever told him he looks like he’s jerking off two guys, which means he must know he looks like he’s jerking off two guys and he still keeps doing it.
So weird
Habit
Its those bone spurs
Because he is a complete jackoff
Practicing for prison
They hate twerking but are fine with this.
And why does he play an invisible accordion?
Dance can be an excellent way to express your hopes and dreams.
[Relavant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1BX5sIoE_0)
It’s amazing how powerful racism is. Rural white people love this makeup wearing, combover obsessed, east coast billionaire just cause they perceive him as racist like them. And that can override all the other weird shit about this weird dancing clown. Amazing.
Muscle memory from attending so many of those diddy freakoffs
Dueling Handjobs
Cause he’s a jerk off.
[Is he skiing or is he in a gay porn?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGwkLq5rTS4)
That’s like his only dance move. [He did the same routine when he was hanging out with Epstein.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDDb7KSpmJU)
Getting ready for his prison sentence.
Is for his supporter so they can imagine themselves in Donald trumps tiny hands.