Has nothing to hide. /s

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  1. ‘I’ll take ‘Only Things Weirdos Say’ for $200 Alex’

  2. What I want to know is when will Rule 34 yield a video of weirdo Vance and his casting couch.

  3. Trump has his full throated support. gurgle gurgle

  4. Ok, nothing to see here. Move along. Just totally normal.

  5. “Methinks the couchfucker doth protest too much.”

    – Political Analyst Billy Shakespeare

  6. You know I am something of a normal guy myself.

  7. Just a normal human doing normal human things. Definitely not a reptiloid.

  8. “I did *not* have sexual relations with *that* couch.”

  9. The thing is, like so many things, if you have to tell people something over and over, it’s because they’re not seeing it because it’s not there.

    Normal people are just normal and everyone thinks they’re pretty normal. They don’t have to tell people.

    Shaquille O’Neil doesn’t have to tell people he’s tall.

    Dolly Parton doesn’t have to tell people she’s nice.

  10. “I am a normal human person who definitely does not sup upon the bones of babies.” – world’s least suspicious man.

  11. “I am definitely *not* 20,000 slugs in a human skin.” – JD Vance

  12. If you’re cool you don’t need to say it. If you’re normal… same thing

  13. Nothing weird about telling people how normal you are. I do that to everyone I meet, don’t you?

  14. ![gif](giphy|l2Sqh8HSEAKrv0V0c|downsized)

    This is not Trump and his running mate.

  15. I don’t know about you but I’m completely reassured now. Any suspicions I once had that he was just a lizard in a skin suit are now gone.

  16. That’s a weird thing to say 29 times. Was he fucking a couch when saying it?

  17. Totally normal thing to say….over and over and over and over and…..

  18. What’s JD Vance’s favorite song… Sectional healing.

  19. Hahah yikes! If you say it enough it becomes reality, right?

    Keep trying buddy!!! Go for it champ!

  20. Normal people don’t have to claim they are normal. Very weird

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