Vance’s drag name is Ashley Furniture

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1. That’s just damn perfect.

2. “American Furniture Whorehouse”

3. Sofa Loren kicks too.

4. In closed-door meetings with Trump it’s *Bobs*

5. Ms Vannnnnnccieeeee

6. Jizzy Devine is still my favorate

7. 

8. Elmo’s drag name, anyone?

9. Sofa King funny

10. Elon is a clown stop buying his shitty cars

11. Here’s a fun fact, his last name is very close to the Yiddish word “Vantz” which means bedbug.

12. What does “autorefreshed into oblivion” mean?

13. https://preview.redd.it/r5n5c8erphid1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356713376bf3911a3c0ec5aef949e05ee1bb757d

14. “Maybelline”.

15. Anita Couch

16. Anita couch

17. JD Vance hates futons cuz his pull out game is weak af.

18. LOL. This shit is hilarious.

    Please, God, make Walz say the name “Ashley Furniture”, PLEASE.

19. Sophie Burnes

20. I’m sorry, but I don’t do Shitler. Wtaf does autofreshed mean?

21. Jackie Enya Cushings

22. “She reminds me of my daughter.” Commander Clowny.

23. Can someone explain the joke to my friend?

24. What does that mean? “autorefreshed your tweet into oblivion”

25. Maybe we should elevate it with searches and retweets

26. The Thick